Up a pig's ass

An answer you would give to someone annoying and wanting to be left alone as you walk away from them.

Annoying person- Where are you going?
Me- Up a pig's ass for a ham sandwich!

by Volare88 July 25, 2018

Like a pig sucking a straw

The sight of a catheter that has been inserted into a moist vagina

"Jesus Christ I just walked past Kelsy and she gave me a right eyeful when she was mid crossing her legs....she's got a bloody catheter in....it looked like a pig sucking a straw"

by Psycho Jeff January 26, 2020

mess like a pig

To ejaculate in a way that causes a big mess (ie a lot of ejaculate or ejaculating in an unexpected direction)

Yo I'm gonna him mess like a pig tonight
He messed like a pig

by hellgracer November 23, 2018

jig and a pig

a combination of two insults...
1 - "jig"...abbreviated version of jigaboo - a racial slur against blacks.

and a

2 - "pig"..any fat white woman...particularly those who like to write to prison inmates.

Well, check it out! A "jig and a pig"!

by Lord Heavyhandz - nEvErMiNdThEbOllOx May 13, 2005

happier than a pig in shit

Way of saying one is overly happy. Couldnt be happier.

She got her car today, and was Happier than a Pig in shit.

by Janiethenazi May 16, 2004

lipstick on a pig

Sarah Palin. Barack meant something else when he said it, but this comment is a spot-on summary of her campaign and political career.

She may be an ex-beauty queen, but this porker's record is as ugly and dirty as they come. Google "Anne Kilkenny" for the gruesome details.

God help us all if that woman becomes VP (and let's face it, she's really running for president as McCain has not just a foot but most of his body in the grave already). You can put lipstick on a pig, but she'll still be a piss-poor candidate.

by Palin blew McCain for the nom. October 24, 2008

Fuck a pig with a stick

A strong exclamation, usually proclaiming dismay over an awkward or unpleasant situation (i.e. getting your car jacked or losing your credit card)

The police are on the way? Oh, fuck a pig with a stick!

by Mister Man the Guy September 21, 2004