Forever ANŷNEMY (POWER~TELEFANG) AND Forever A Friend (Speed~Telefang): The Juvenile Release...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Forever ANŷNEMY (POWER~TELEFANG) AND Forever A Friend (Speed~Telefang): The Juvenile Release...

by Chumüpocąhikiwotăẹ January 31, 2025

shes just a friend

She's not just a friend, retreat! That nigga is lying and using your stupid ass, leave him yesterday if he won't stop talking to a girl your not comfortable with him talking to and if you have to ask him more thank once to not talk to her angmore.

Girlfriend: hey who is she, I don't understand why you guys talk so much?
Boyfriend: babe don't worry shes just a friend I don't like her like that even though I give her more attention than you.
Girlfriend : *stupidly* oh okay I believe you.

by Logicalpotato January 24, 2017

Suspend-a-friend

A friend who you can lose contact with for months, or even years on end, but as soon as you see them again, it's like nothing has ever changed, and there's no awkwardness.

I hadn't seen Tom in years, but as soon as we met for coffee, it was like nothing had changed; he's such a good suspend-a-friend!

by tomsfriend October 12, 2009

Waving a brown friend off to sea

Descriptive of having a poo, to give a toilet birth

John - "Where the hell have you been, the hookers were getting bored!"

Tony - "Sorry, i was just waving a brown friend off to sea"

by Mr. Flibble & Gopher_By_Fender May 12, 2006

shes just a friend

blind boi adrien saying this to his 'friend' aka his soon to be girlfriend, Marinette

Marinette? yah, shes just a friend.
me to my tv: SHUT UP YA BLIND BOI. STOP BEING CACAGAMIS MOM

by kill-liela-here June 22, 2021

Stranger and a Friend

When someone sits on their hand until it goes numb, while masturbating with the other hand. While masturbating with the hand that is already numb, the person sits on their opposite hand, so that they never have to spank the monkey with a fully-functioning extremity.

Dude. Every time I tried pulling the Stranger on myself, the feeling would come back. I ended up trying the Stranger and a Friend. It solved my little problem.

by WednesdayOnly November 11, 2009

she is just a friend

Adrien says that marinette is just a friend but he has a secret he is a superhero but nobody knows it. But he is in love with marinette when she is in superhero form. He fights AGAINST akumatized people sent from his evil father. He doesnt know what true love is because his mother died. End off!!!

Adrien: she is just a friend
Marinette: y-yeah just a friend haha

by not_your_narrator fan August 15, 2021