A all-powerful machine made by the RETARDS that puts the fear of god into the hearts of men, except one...
DN-9000: Beep Boop Beep, recalibrating. Firing.
*Massive mushroom cloud appears over site of the laser shot*
Crazy Bill: HOOOOOLY SHIT!
*Massive mushroom cloud appears over site of the laser shot*
Crazy Bill: HOOOOOLY SHIT!
by Arch Ytpetay May 19, 2021
by DeeJ February 06, 2015
your a dickslapper 9000
by Jaaroom March 10, 2017
Someone who has reached even cringier levels than the infamous cringelord. These people can typically be found in your local Christian Minecraft servers and world of warcraft lobbys.
xXX_demonslayerawesome69420_XXx is such a Cringelord 9000.
by rotten air April 11, 2021
by Matt O'Connor July 05, 2006
A legendary weapon often stolen by the chinese only to be sold back to its founder for over 9000 gold.
Joe: Watch me get this girls number
(Chinese)Steve: im going to get it first, but hey ill sell it to you for 9000 gold.
Joe: Dont you MegaHawk 9000 me mother F%*ker!
(Chinese)Steve: im going to get it first, but hey ill sell it to you for 9000 gold.
Joe: Dont you MegaHawk 9000 me mother F%*ker!
by PaNiKMeKaNiK May 04, 2016
It means really slopy and gay form of head usually done by freinds and very common amongst gay powerlifters how you can spot a wild gay powerlifter is by examining his pre lift ritual for example if his hands ate excessively close to his mouth of he wears clothing fat too tight or takes 30 minutes naps after a single rep, these are all common actions done by gay powerlifters who definitely perform the gwak 9000
Tf that powerlifter definitely gives his lifitng buddy (spotting him on squat very excessively) the gwak 9000 treatment
by I know sll July 22, 2022