nimbus 9000

Nimbus 9000 is six marijuana blunts wrapped together. (2 blunts wide and 3 blunts long.)

Bring a bunch of weed, we are rolling a Nimbus 9000.

by DeeJ February 5, 2015

DN-9000

A all-powerful machine made by the RETARDS that puts the fear of god into the hearts of men, except one...

DN-9000: Beep Boop Beep, recalibrating. Firing.
*Massive mushroom cloud appears over site of the laser shot*
Crazy Bill: HOOOOOLY SHIT!

by Arch Ytpetay May 19, 2021

dickslapper 9000

this young and wonderful animal has a blue dick that can fly it also has a blue ass that can detach

your a dickslapper 9000

by Jaaroom March 9, 2017

Cringelord 9000

Someone who has reached even cringier levels than the infamous cringelord. These people can typically be found in your local Christian Minecraft servers and world of warcraft lobbys.

xXX_demonslayerawesome69420_XXx is such a Cringelord 9000.

by rotten air April 11, 2021

douchebag 9000

a person that is beyond a douchbag

Jennie is trying to be wicked funny but she isn't. Shes a douchebag 9000

by Matt O'Connor September 5, 2008

code 9000

Explosive diarrhea. Liquid coming out of your ass every ten minutes. To the point where you have to carry around a roll of toilet paper and an extra pair of shorts with you in case something happens.

Hey where's Carl? I heard he has a case of code 9000.

by Dracocarl April 6, 2017

megahawk 9000

A legendary weapon often stolen by the chinese only to be sold back to its founder for over 9000 gold.

Joe: Watch me get this girls number
(Chinese)Steve: im going to get it first, but hey ill sell it to you for 9000 gold.
Joe: Dont you MegaHawk 9000 me mother F%*ker!

by PaNiKMeKaNiK May 19, 2016