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4chan /b/lindness

A serious medical condition resulting from being exposed to large amounts of dick pictures whilst sifting through the /b/ on 4chan. A person with 4chan /b/lindess can no longer see dicks as they have been desensitized. It has been reported that some men will look in their pants and see nothing but a small lump.
-Dude. I was on 4chan so much that I think I got 4chan /b/lindness.

-Shit man...Did you try looking in your pants?!

-...Yes....
by Solastor September 29, 2011
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4Chan

Ask what this is and people will say DONT ASK! The Undernet. The true hell. Everything you have ever lived for is destroyed apon entering this clusterfuck.
"Wats 4chan?" "DONT FUCKING ASK!"
by Undernet August 19, 2008
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4chan invasion

When 4chan "invaded" Tumblr.
And when I say invade, I really mean ass rape.
Because 4chan/Tumblr = OTP
It was really all just sexual tension.
NBD

rape devon's sweet ass invasion
11/14/10 was the 4chan invasion of Tumblr, but they ended up just having angry hate sex.
by TumblrFag November 16, 2010
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4chan

A place where eunuchs congregate to curse at and insult each other. Basically a hangout for the mentally retarded and socially outcast.
Guy 1: I went to 4chan's random base and people were posting pics of guys sucking their own dicks.

Guy 2: That's fuckin' faggotry shit, yo.

Guy 3: No fuckin' shit.
by Dude Regular March 18, 2011
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4chan.com

4chan.com is what retarded people think the 4chan URL is.
I'm finally gonna visit www.4chan.com today!! Huh, what's that? Probably down.. Well, back to Gaia.
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4chanitis

A disease which completely takes over the lives of the victims by making them lurk on 4chan for hours on end everyday. It is usually contracted once an otherwise intelligent and responsible human being is called a newfag too many times, gets butthurt and then decides to look up 4chan lingo on urban dictionary in an effort to try and make himself look like an oldfag on the message boards. Sadly, they are usually found out, get butthurt again and leave /b/ crying, only to return again tomorrow.
Greg: Have you seen Tom lately? He looks like s**t and he's always muttering about something called /b/.
Jerry: Yeah man, he's got 4chanitis.
Alec: What a newfag.
by SuperStoner13 February 7, 2010
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4channed

The process of temporarily hijacking a thread with pictures relating to the quoted section of the post you are posting funny but relevant pictures in response to the OP, (Original post). Such temporary hijacking of the thread in question is done with the intention of allowing the thread to continue on along it's regular course. You did it for the Lulz, and nothing more.
<pictures of funny random crap that is in anyway connected to the quoted post>

You just got 4channed! :D
by RacistAsshole March 4, 2010
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