May 31

International Peg your Boyfriend day

- hey, whatcha up to today
- sorry, i’m busy pegging my boyfriend, its may 31st

by piece of clown May 30, 2022

May 31

The day the backstabbing man whores are born

Girl 1: omg Greg totally cheated on me with 5 different women!
Girl 2: he was probably born on May 31.

by Idontknowwhattoputhere7292619 May 6, 2022

May 31

Kiss your boyfriend/girlfriend day

Y/n: guess what today is?
Your bf / gf: whatt??
Y/n: it’s may 31 which means you have to kiss me!!🙇🏻 ♀️

by jackiessfeet May 28, 2022

May 31

National ask your crush out day

Today is the day you ask your crush out

If you lucky she might say yes 👍

Crush/why did you just hug me

Me:it’s National huh your crush day

May 31 a day to celebrate

by Thefamousnoah May 31, 2022

MAY 31

Scream Slay In Class Day

Teacher- Can someone remind me of the date please?
Class- May 31!
That one girl- SLAYYYYY

by yararrararara May 30, 2022

May 31

On May 31 you get to slap any girls ass

“ Yo today is May 31 yk you get to slap any girls ass?”
“BET!!”

by nonamegoat May 30, 2023

31 may

The hottest person born xx 😘🥰

Maddie: what day is it?

Laila:31 may !

Maddie: that's when the hottest person was born!

by Laila2009 June 4, 2022