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April 30

Only the best, caring, loving, crackhead, smart, stubborn and EXTREMELY GORGEOUS people are born on this date.
“Dude that girl is gorgeous, I bet she was born on april 30”
by I’m a taurus bitch November 15, 2019
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May 30

May 30th is said to be the best day in human history, those born on may 30th are known to be very beautiful & wealthy and have unforgettable sex.
He/she was born on may 30??Damn they must be sexy
by Steve barrings October 15, 2019
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July 30

Best date to be born on it is superior to all other days of the year. only for people as cool as Arnold Schwarzenegger
“Hey were you born on July 30th?”

“Yes”
“Omg ur sooooo swagggylicious”
by Holly8282 October 24, 2019
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30 november

people who are born on 30 November have a tendency to be the best people. beside being super cute and smart they’re still so humble.
Person1: what does it feel like to be the best?
Person2: being born on 30 November
by qyurryus October 15, 2019
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Rules 29 & 30

Referring to The Rules of the Internet. Possibly the most important rules of them all.

Rule 29 states: In the internet all girls are men and all kids are undercover FBI agents.

Rule 30 states: There are no girls on the internet.

Very useful rules to know while using online chat rooms.
EXAMPLE 1--

normal teenager: r u a girl or guy?
girl(not): im a gurl.. cant u tell? <3
normal teenager: bitch step off i know rules 29 & 30

EXAMPLE 2--

strange man: So you're 7, eh?
little boy(not): yes, why?
strange man: rly? im 8. do you want to meet in real life sometime??
little boy(not): Sir, this is FBI agent Michael Scarn, I hereby place you under arrest. Anything you say can and will be used against you.
strange man: DAMN. I wish I'd remembered rules 29 & 30.
by da tr00f June 19, 2009
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October 30

GIMME A HUG OR IMMA SLAP YA ITS OCTOBER 30
by Gimmeyohoodie October 28, 2019
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30 Rock

An American television show starring Tina Fey, Tracy Morgan and Alec Baldwin. Known to sometimes make you laugh so hard that a little pee comes out.
"Did you see 30 Rock last night? That shit is a riot!"

"Yeah, I didn't get it. There was no laugh track."
by Providence 401 October 18, 2008
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