October 23

Wednesday 23 you have you kiss you best friend or your crush

ME:October 23 is kissing day kids me
Crush: ok mwah

by Gayassstupiddumbass October 20, 2019

October 23

National Oral Sex day. Guys and Gals shriek with excitement as October 23 rounds the corner.

“Hey babe, October 23 is one week away! You know what that means.... ;)

by BarelyEvenKnowHer October 13, 2019

October 23

National Single Day so have ur friends get u a cute bf

On October 23, you will no longer be single thx to ur friends.

by Ganggangchickenwang2313 October 21, 2019

October 23

National waffle day!! GIMME YOOOOOO WAFFLLLESSSS!!!!!!!

Person 1: ITS OCTOBER 23!!!!!
Person 2: soo???
Person 1: GIMME U WAFFLES!!!!!!!

by riley.ham23 October 27, 2019

October 23

National wheat beating day

Beat wheat on this day

"Hey bro just found a wheat field. Wanna beat?"
"sorry bro that's a bit weird"
"It's October 23rd don't worry man"
"oh ok cool let's beat"

by mbruh October 22, 2019

October 23

National throw the smallest friends you have day!!! Where you throw the smallest person you see.

Me: Hey friend I’m going to throw you cause it’s national throw the smallest person you see
Them: ok

October 23 is the day where you throw the smallest person you see throughout your day
-Reid

by Reid_Edwards October 22, 2019

October 23

When you spank your gayest friend

John: hey what’s up

Mike: it’s October 23
John : oh no

by rollbit.com/beauty October 20, 2019