National post your bestfriend day.
Bella: what day is it today?!
Mark: are you kidding me? Everyone knows it’s December 17th, National post your bestfriend day!
Mark: are you kidding me? Everyone knows it’s December 17th, National post your bestfriend day!
by Slaypuassyyy December 17, 2022

Goop Day! a day in which we celabrate the Crab!! get all your freinds togeth and have a goopy time!!! slosh around and hangout , dont forget the sacrafice at 3am though … but other then that you have goolish goopyastic time ppl!!! :D
by Proxion (AKA CRAB LOVER) December 1, 2023

National Burger King Foot Lettuce Day!
Break into your local Burger King and shove your feet in some lettuce!
Break into your local Burger King and shove your feet in some lettuce!
Worker: why is everyone breaking in and shoving their feet into our lettuce!?
Other worker: It’s December 17th!
Other worker: It’s December 17th!
by anonymous December 18, 2020

by iluvusomuch December 17, 2022

by hendjdj September 19, 2021

man 1: whats the date?
man 2: its december 17th!
man 1: so?
man 2: its the anniversary if spider-man no way home!!
man 2: its december 17th!
man 1: so?
man 2: its the anniversary if spider-man no way home!!
by knightwing08 December 17, 2022

by 44444444444444444444444444444 December 16, 2021
