1-10 Female attractiveness scale

How many hours after a woman is dead you would have sex with her. If she has been dead for 10 hours she is a 10.

John: "Steve what the fuck are you doing she's been dead for 5 hours?"
Steve: "You're right she's a four at best"
~1-10 Female attractiveness scale~

by Casket and Craddle Robber August 28, 2016

1-10 Female Attractiveness Scale

A horrible sexist way of rating women based on their outer beauty

Guy 1: Yo look at dat ass!
Guy 2: Man, come on. She's a 7
Guy 1: A 7? What do you mean?
Guy 2: On the 1-10 Female Attractiveness Scale. She's only a 7.

by the.krustykrab.pizza August 29, 2016

1-10 Female attractiveness scale),

I think the top one is pretty good but could use a little adjustment.
So I give you the "easy for anyone to understand" version.

1 - Untappable ( The: I'd hit it if I were 30 shots deep..and unconscious..possibly dead too..preferably)
2 - Untappable (The: I'd never hit)
3 - Untappable (The: Maybe with a bag?... Nah. Never. uh uh can't.)
4 - Fucking Nerdy
5 - Average. Plain. (Men's stamp of approval but u won't get points with the homies.)
6 - More than 'just' plain. On the cute side I guess. (The: "My peen is rising" & +2 points with the homies.)
7 - Attractive (Not quite a babe yet. +3 points with the homies.)
8 - A Babe (+5 points with the homies.)
9 - Sexy (The: I can't hold my boner. +12 points with the homies.)
10 - Absolute perfection. Fire Hot. (Something kin to the kind of standard you'd find in a maxim magazine. +900 points with the homies.)

Bro: Dude, that one girl from home ec was totally checking me out. She's like a total 8.
Dude: The one with the overalls? Bro, she was a total 4. untappable bro..
Bro: Nah Dude the one nexxttt to her.
Dude: Ohhhh. Bro, shes a total babe.
1-10 Female attractiveness scale),

by fuken betchis November 26, 2016

1-10 female attractiveness scale

1) You look worse than medusa omg
2) not as bad but my eyes are still melting
3) getting there still fugly
4) if she was the last person on earth...
5) give or take
6) your cute
7) your fit
8) scared to talk to her
9) *erection*
10) excuse me for 20 minutes...

Man 1: dude my girl asked for a 1-10 female attractiveness scale rating what do I do?
Man 2: Tell her she's a 1 and run

by TheShadowOfThePhoenixPhantom August 27, 2016

1-10 Female attractiveness scale

A 1-10 scale is generally used to rate a person, object, et cetera. This is used to express one's opinion about something in the scale of one to ten.

"1-10 female attractiveness scale?"

"Ten. Look at that booty."

by Helen of Troye September 8, 2016

1-10 Female Attractiveness Scale

A bullshit scale that people refer to when replying to 'Like for a Rate/Tbh' likers on Instagram, where 7 is the lowest value for a non-Eugene/Cave Troll, and anything below means you are an outcast of society with a dick as a nose.

Kevin referred to the 1-10 Female Attractiveness Scale when Mandy liked his Like for a Rate and Tbh post, and gave her a 7.5 even though realistically she was a 4- not ugly enough to make feel bad about her ass-face.

by LittleBroPeap September 17, 2016

1-10 female attractiveness scale

A grading system of a females physical beauty. With 1 being very ugly and 10 being highly beautiful.

Hey man, she's gotta be a 7! On a 1-10 female attractiveness scale!!

by 2cypher October 3, 2016