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Rule 1 and 2

In the context of dating, "Rule 1 and 2" is
Rule #1: Be attractive
Rule #2: Don’t be unattractive
Q: How do I get matches on Tinder?
A: Follow rule 1 and 2.
(other example);
YOU MATCHED WITH KATIE ON 8/12/22;
Chad: Yoor bootyfull
Katie: All these other guys are trying to demonstrate their grasp of written English in their first message to me, but not you. You're different. I like you

Bob: Chad, how the fuck did that pickup line work?

Chad: Rule 1 and 2...
by Hans Henrik May 27, 2023
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rules 1 and 2

Part of the "rules of the internet", made in early 2006 by someone in the /b/ section of 4chan who fancies the site a secret underground.

Due to the /b/ section being overrun with users from sites such as Gaia Online and MySpace, these rules were accepted, and more people took part in the illusion that 4chan is a SUPAR SECRAT CLOBHAUS. Despite the fact that these two rules state that you shouldn't talk about /b/, some people will cite "RULES 1 AND 2!!" every time 4chan (or even a meme) is mentioned outside of the site.

Thankfully, this vermin of stupidity remains contained in /b/, so people who cite rules 1 and 2 in other boards are bound to get flamed and hopefully banned.
*4chan Steam group is mentioned in a /v/ thread*
Idiot: RULES 1 AND 2 BITCH
Anonymous: facepalm.jpg
Anonymous: kill yourself
by WHYIAMSOBALD July 20, 2008
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1+1=2

being sad to close a chapter
but also happy to open a new one
its what happens sometimes in life
and so many have gone through this before me
its manageable achievable desirable
I cannot think of anything making me happier
and i am aware that there is no guarantee for a result as in 1+1=2
but i like to think there is
🖤
by Krkič April 3, 2019
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Rules 1 and 2

A. from fight club. a line from brad pitt

B. in relation to 4chan's /b/ board, instructs one not to talk about /b/

Rules followed only by newfags.
So theres a place called /b/ you should check it out

Rules 1 and 2! Rules 1 and 2!

Shut up you faggot.
by aw shit fuck May 24, 2010
mugGet the Rules 1 and 2mug.

1 = 2

The equation of choice among math paradoxers and recreational mathematicians, who unspokenly derive much satisfaction in exposing students’ fallacious or illogical reasoning that leads to the contradictory result.
Be it due to division by zero or squaring (or square rooting) both sides of an equation, few students wouldn’t want to know why “1 = 2” is logically plausible.
by Fasters May 3, 2022
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Rule #1 and #2

Rule #1 of fight club is you do not talk about fight club, Rule number 2 of fight club is you do not talk about FIGHT CLUB! These rules are from the hut 1999 film Fight Club
Hey Tyler what's rule #1 and #2.
Rule #1 of fight club is you do not talk about fight club, Rule number 2 of fight club is you do not talk about FIGHT CLUB!
by Dr Patrick McGowan December 8, 2022
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and 1/2

catchy phrase that adds emphasis on any word or saying
1. Your a dick and 1/2
2. Yo! that was dope and 1/2
3. Let's get sloshed and 1/2
by Dugie May 14, 2005
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