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Torpedo

A mischevious Shweiny (Shih Tzu and Weiner dog) with a teddy bear face who is curious, steals small cosmetics, is known to eat packages of chewing gum and is as fast a bullet. Missing household items are frequently found in his hiding places. Prefers women with large breatst. Uses his manipulative charms to get pieces of chicken and cheese. Surgically removes the squeeker from his toys. Pet parents have now gone green and provide him with beer bottle caps and wine corks as toys.
"Where are my underwear? Torpedo!"
by Her Hotness October 17, 2013
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torpedo

when you place a dildo all the way into a vagina and karate chop it so it flies out just like a torpedo would.
" Holy shit! that torpedo just went through your window. "
by Mista-Sprinkles July 19, 2007
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Torpedo

hey man i think that guy is a peado torpedo
by London_19 April 6, 2009
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Torpedo

a small joint made by using half of a rolling paper. It's main use is to be able to get high quickly and leave no evidence.
bring a torpedo to school today so we can smoke it while we walk through the courtyard betweend 3rd and 4th period.
by madbonger October 26, 2010
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Torpedo

A. Another name for a small dick piece of shit
B. A fast rocket shot from a boat
Ya CK is such a torpedo, lets kill him!
by POWTMC December 23, 2006
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pink torpedo

"My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo, I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo!"
by thatgirldrinkinglemonade July 9, 2003
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Houdini Torpedo

A Houdini Torpedo is when you drop a Deuce in the toilet bowl and the trajectory and velocity of the fecal matter leaving ones anus causes the elongated mass of shit to disappear out the drain pipe without leaving any evidence of its existence in the bowl.
Honey, you won't believe what just happened, I took a crap and after wiping my shit stained ass , I placed the used toilet paper in the bowl only to realize I produced a Houdini Torpedo, it was like majic , my shit had completely disappeared ! I
by TheJetPilot October 25, 2016
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