parties

Weed and alcohol. What was once a simple, innocent, get together for friends and family, is now essentially a cool kid hangout to "get drunk" and "get high" as if it's the only way to have a "good time". Typically, shitty music is played at these but everyone seems to enjoy it for one reason or another (mostly because a good 90% or so don't have actual personalities).

See also: party.

Dipshit: Dude, are you going to the party this weekend?
Me: Nah, I've got better things to do with my time.

parties by cakedonkey November 22, 2004

Daniel Parkes

A pirate who was shipwrecked approximately 754 years ago off the coast of Alaska. Since then he wandered across the ocean on the back of his pet dog; Leinad, and arrived off the coast of Scotland. After being brought to trial during the witch-craze, he was sentenced to 1000 years in Cambridge, where he now presides today.
Has a tendency to be seen smoking a pipe, with the occasional risky substances and wearing counter-culture/hipster garments.

Look there Daniel Parkes! I wonder if he can do me s special today?

I went to to Cambridge University the other day, unfortunately the Daniel Parkes brigade have made the fellows walk the plank!

I was on the street the other night, and daniel parkes winked me; so I simply ran!

Daniel Parkes by The Russler650 May 28, 2012

Rainbow Parties 

A party where many girls put lipstick on and give guys oral sex, produing a rainbow pattern on the male body part.

Only sluts go to rainbow partys

Rainbow Parties by Krn-Z October 2, 2003

you must be fun at parties 

A sarcastic phrase used to point out someone's pessimism or inability to enjoy positive situations.

Will: Although I congratulate Joel Comm's success, I want everyone else to realize that this will never happen to you and you will probably die poor and alone.

Me: You must be fun at parties.

you must be fun at parties by Ares Gunther December 29, 2008

You must be fun at parties 

A sarcastic comment that one would say to a negative person.

Internet troll: I hate everyone, especially people who disagree with me.
Person: you must be fun at parties.

You must be fun at parties by nutella137 November 3, 2020

Rainbow Parties 

A party where girls each where a distinctly different color of lipstick, and at the end, boys compare with each other how many marks they have in a judge of coolness.

Even kids in junior high have rainbow parties.

Rainbow Parties by Zabbazooey February 5, 2004

freeloader to parties 

When you use your mates to get into parties because you don't get invited yourself

Man, I'm not sure if I want to go to the party because I'm known as a freeloader to parties.

freeloader to parties by Party Freeloader July 26, 2017