1: adjective; to figuratively straddle the fence on an issue (like politics or sports)
2: noun; to literally staddle a fence, using the fence pole to stimulate the female genitalia
2: noun; to literally staddle a fence, using the fence pole to stimulate the female genitalia
1: Mark: I can't decide whether to give my girl a Birmingham Booty Call, or a Change Machine.
Randy: Dude, quit being a John McCain and just give her a Pensacola Payphone.
2: Dude, I just drove by a girl giving herself a John McCain. She was pretty hefty; I think the fence was about to break.
Randy: Dude, quit being a John McCain and just give her a Pensacola Payphone.
2: Dude, I just drove by a girl giving herself a John McCain. She was pretty hefty; I think the fence was about to break.
by Cleveland, Puncher of Donkeys April 11, 2010
When you decide to do something when your to old and forget what you had for breakfast. And expect to run the country, so thus you have John McCain Syndrome.
"Issac did you see Spencer speak today up on the stand, he must have John McCain Syndrome the way he was forgetting his speech and mumbling about his many houses."
by Parker James March 03, 2009
An acquaintance who you are fondly referring to, but you don't actually know this person very well, nor is he or she your friend.
Derived from Senator John McCain's frequent use of the phrase "My friends..." on the presidential campaign trail directed toward a large crowd of strangers. Strangers he was fond of, yes, but strangers nonetheless.
Derived from Senator John McCain's frequent use of the phrase "My friends..." on the presidential campaign trail directed toward a large crowd of strangers. Strangers he was fond of, yes, but strangers nonetheless.
Christine: My friend from my huge college class and I were working together and she said...
Michelle: Wait, what was her name?
Christine: I don't remember.
Michelle: And she's your friend?
Christine: Uhh...
Michelle: So she's your John McCain Friend.
Christine: Yeah, that's a good way to put it.
Michelle: Wait, what was her name?
Christine: I don't remember.
Michelle: And she's your friend?
Christine: Uhh...
Michelle: So she's your John McCain Friend.
Christine: Yeah, that's a good way to put it.
by McCainFTW March 06, 2009
Used during beer pong, this term describes a cup that has water or beer beneath it, which causes it to mysteriously slide when hit by a ball (See ghost cup). Because the cup usually diverges from the original formation, it becomes a maverick cup, thus becoming a John McCain cup due to the fact that McCain is the original Maverick. A second cup that goes rogue is called a Sarah Palin cup.
by Murky Waters September 06, 2008
by JP1212 March 24, 2011
by animal found toast June 06, 2010
A strange disorder that you have been tortured for nine years as a POW and cannot lift your hands above your head.
by Some random hippie's horse? January 25, 2009