Crunchy

Similar to the slang term salty, being crunchy is used to express when someone is being so passive aggressively angry that it requires a whole new unit for measurement.

Person 1: You wanna get tacos?

Person 2: Yeah but I'm broke from helping you pay for all the other times we went out to eat

Person 1: Why you being so crunchy?

by La Velocidad April 15, 2021

Crunchy

Extremely slutty, promiscuous

You crunchy whore!

by Vitaminhead January 15, 2021

crunchies

those little gooey crunchy things found at the bottom of some italian ices, usually the sweetest part of the italian ice

When i was little i would flip my italian ice over so i could eat the crunchies first

by EmRo May 22, 2006

crunchy

A feeling of being a bit overstimulated, a bit fried, a bit edgy, a bit hypertensive, and generally not content in one's body - usually used in references to the effect of a drug.. While feeling crunchy, one's experience of prana or chi is unfavorable. Feeling crunchy is the opposite of the energetically fluid and yummy body high that most prefer.

Man the first 3 hours of that 150mg dose of pure MDA was awesome, but then I felt pretty crunchy as it wore off..

by BringYourOwnBIOS January 4, 2012

Crunchies

Crack induced munchies

I just shot up and now i have the Crunchies real bad

by kylebar7 September 30, 2010

crunchy

The expression said when notes or chords are sung or played and they sound really dissonant.

Really awesome chord is sung by a choir
Girl: "Crunchy!"

by Sopranoalto December 17, 2010

Crunchy

Adjective: a white person who is not a complete dick, having intriguing interests more than Starbucks and yoga pants with ugg boots and/or bro-like. Someone who respects other people and contributes to the world.

That white dude is hella crunchy.

by BabyG_bgirl January 19, 2020