DN-9000

A all-powerful machine made by the RETARDS that puts the fear of god into the hearts of men, except one...

DN-9000: Beep Boop Beep, recalibrating. Firing.
*Massive mushroom cloud appears over site of the laser shot*
Crazy Bill: HOOOOOLY SHIT!

by Arch Ytpetay May 19, 2021

nimbus 9000

Nimbus 9000 is six marijuana blunts wrapped together. (2 blunts wide and 3 blunts long.)

Bring a bunch of weed, we are rolling a Nimbus 9000.

by DeeJ February 5, 2015

dickslapper 9000

this young and wonderful animal has a blue dick that can fly it also has a blue ass that can detach

your a dickslapper 9000

by Jaaroom March 9, 2017

Cringelord 9000

Someone who has reached even cringier levels than the infamous cringelord. These people can typically be found in your local Christian Minecraft servers and world of warcraft lobbys.

xXX_demonslayerawesome69420_XXx is such a Cringelord 9000.

by rotten air April 11, 2021

douchebag 9000

a person that is beyond a douchbag

Jennie is trying to be wicked funny but she isn't. Shes a douchebag 9000

by Matt O'Connor September 5, 2008

megahawk 9000

A legendary weapon often stolen by the chinese only to be sold back to its founder for over 9000 gold.

Joe: Watch me get this girls number
(Chinese)Steve: im going to get it first, but hey ill sell it to you for 9000 gold.
Joe: Dont you MegaHawk 9000 me mother F%*ker!

by PaNiKMeKaNiK May 19, 2016

Bosmotrog 9000

The bosmotrog 9000 is a popular device used for anal insertion, usually vibrates, in the shape of an alien penis.

I was so happy, then she whipped out the bosmotrog 9000.

by DeathYeet6145 January 1, 2021