Assless Chaps 

A type of leather pants (usually worn by bikers) that are little hit and miss. Or rather, miss and hit. They're missing the ass, which allows that ass to be hit.

Dude: What's the deal with your pants? They seem to be missing the ass, for hitting the ass.
John: Oh, yeah, I love wearing assless chaps! C'mon smack that ass. Mooch Mooch.
Dude: Um, yeah starts running as fast as he can in the other direction.

Assless Chaps by Darbers April 13, 2008

Bitch Ass Ness 

Causing drama, fighting & trouble.

This will be no bitch ass ness tollerated.

Bitch Ass Ness by C.G.K. March 23, 2008

Assless 

Pertaining to an individual who does not appear to be in possession of a rear end. Assless people tend to be extremely skinny or scrawny, and often are not aware of their lack of a behind.

(Can sometimes be abbreviated to 'ASSLSS' in text format.)

So that's Johnny? Woah, he has NO ass! Assless, right there.

Assless by SSLA March 25, 2011

assiness

Of or possessing the qualities of being assy.

See also: assy

"Your post in this thread has been deleted for reasons of extreme assiness"

assiness by rupan777 December 29, 2005

assnesia 

Temporary memory loss that occurs with women after engaging in good anal sex.

I worked my girl's ass good last night. She got assnesia and forgot how much she liked it.

assnesia by The Ass Doctor February 16, 2013

assless shit stained chaps 

a pair of assless chaps in which the person who is wearing them has forgotten to wipe his ass after shitting

Brandon: look at that biker! he is wearing assless shit stained chaps!
Ashley: Looks like he had a beanerschnitzel for lunch!

assless shit stained chaps by A-BJ May 19, 2006

bitch ass-ness 

1.term used by P.diddy on the show making the band
2.meaning cocky,ahead of yourself
3.to put ur self on a peadastool
4.very contagious, easy to pass on

person 1:im the best singer there is
p.diddy: hey calm your self your gettin a bad case of bitch ass-ness

bitch ass-ness by grammywinner.j. March 8, 2008