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hoe-splaining

When a woman starts babbling inconsistently like she's trying to save herself from a beating by her pimp or man of ill repute.
When Pretty Ricky asked Mary where was his money, she started hoe-splaining as to why she didn't have it.
by Angelus Complex June 7, 2017
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Customer Splaining

When a customer is trying to explain the job better than the person providing the service.
Customer Splaining: The customer, customer splained how to do my own job.

For example, a customer telling you how to make a latte, when you’ve been a barista for 5 years.
by Local barista August 8, 2023
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White-'splaining

2. When a white person commits a heinous act only to have it explained away by other way people as "not that bad" or is otherwise given the benefit of the doubt in a way that would not never happen for anybody who wasn't white.

3. Actually it doesn't even have to be a heinous act. It can even be normal behavior. Like the way they admire other white people from Europe. They would break their necks trying to help someone who speaks French or German. Let someone speak Spanish and they just shout something like, "Speak English!"

Ex. Mexicans are "foreigners" or "immigrants" (even thought they're actually from the same continent!) but white people from Europe are "travelers" or "expats".
Real life examples of White-'splaining:

Real Life Example 1: White man who is the father of 2 was found guilty of possessing kiddie porn.
Response from another white person: "Just because he had kiddie porn doesn't mean he was a bad father - unless it was his kids in the pictures."

Real Life Example 2: Those black people just keep shooting each other. Their neighborhoods are filled with crime. We should lock them all up.
Response from white people after Columbine, Newtown, Chris Benoit and every other white mass shooting: This a terrible tragedy but there's nothing we can do about it. It just happened.

Random Example 3: White guy robs a bank: He was at the end of his rope trying to feed his family. Mexican guy robs a bank: Those people shouldn't be here anyway.
by trekkiebear January 3, 2014
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Man-splaining

The male art of explaining a concept in such basic terms that even a woman could understand it.
So I was man-splaining to my wife that toothpaste is best squeezed from the bottom and not from the middle of the tube.
by Borys Kickabollockoff September 18, 2018
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Barr-splain

Give a circuitous partisan, summarization of a Federal investigation which purposefully omits content, context, nature, and substance of an investigators work and conclusions. AKA, Lying; perjury
"The summary letter the Department of Justice sent to Congress and released to the public late in the afternoon of March 24 was bargain basement Barr-splaining."
by I Kuchaokof May 2, 2019
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Fascist-splaining

What Facebook does to cover their own ass when it comes to their ever-increasing censorship of truth and conservatives/ Christians.
I am constantly getting messages from Facebook, Fascist-splaining why they removed my post. I think they feel guilty because they know it's wrong.
by DoTheVooDew May 17, 2019
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Gie-Splaining

When a company or celebrity are promoting a product or project but instead use the platform to virtue signal SJW politics. The term is gender specific.

Brie-splaining : is derived from Brie Larson projecting SJW politics when promoting Captain Marvel. It is the female version of the term.
Gie-splaining : is derived from Gielette using it's a best a man can get commercials to project SJW politics. It is the Male version of the term.
Donny paid for air time on television to sell his product. Upon taping for his time he rattles off about politics supporting nazi feminism.

Viewers watching exasperated states while shutting off the television " I really dont need a commercial gie-splaining to me about a political slant."
by antayat March 8, 2019
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