Mat

A pretty annoying bloke who just keeps on bugging the crap out of you - sum it all up - someone who is a HUGE pain in the arse

Seriously mate, stop being a Mat!!!

by Mat's friendly September 8, 2010

Matted

When something very crazy, destructive, odd has happened to something.

"My house in Minecraft has pigs and endermen all over with chickens in the basement!"
"Oh, it got Matted"

by Kokopoko November 9, 2011

mat

meaning manboobs or really large breasts on a man

look at those boys mats or matts or matthys

by yourself3082 December 22, 2007

MaT

Men are trash- movement stating that men obtain qualities that are making them equal to rubbish. Thus trash.

Friend 1 “He cheated on me”
Friend 2 “This is why I always say MaT”

by Aylaatings February 16, 2018

Matting

1. muh 'ah-teeing (v) : Reinacting the desperate attempt for affection by someone, ideally named Matt.

2. Participating in a somewhat fake conversation to see ones responses . only to reminisce on one's stupidity, :"falling for it".

1. "Okay, the other day i was matting. And I almost pissed my self!"

2. "Let's meet up and mat."

by zeeniox July 12, 2011

Mat

The swedish word for a sacred substance we all require to keep going, to live. It is our purpose. It is our goal.

Person 1: Hey, what is mat?
Person 2: How tf are you alive

by Sushi Coochie September 20, 2021

Matting

Projectile vomit while running down the hall. Usually followed by "Don't worry I'm ok. I just ate some bad food."

Man, did you see that guy last night? He was Matting EVERYWHERE!!

by juselover November 28, 2010