this broad i was seeing last semester but now i don't cuz she's a fuckin whore and i just imagine that she's a giant walking strand of the claps and i don't wanna be around her
by asshole January 21, 2004
Get the walking strand of chlamydia mug.A combination of "horse manure" and "claptrap." A more colorful way to say "bullshit." Used to point out when something is nonsense.
by Supercapcitorfrombeyond August 27, 2016
Get the Horse chlamydia mug.abigail: i’m chlamydia!
izzie: isn’t that an sti
abigail: no
amy: no
isla: no
izzy: no
jodi: no
izzie: oh okay
izzie: isn’t that an sti
abigail: no
amy: no
isla: no
izzy: no
jodi: no
izzie: oh okay
by ifuckinghatemyselflol September 30, 2018
Get the Chlamydia mug.I am not a whore.
I am not confused.
I am not “going through a phase”
I am not invisible.
I am not unfaithful.
I am not alone.
i’m chlamydia.
And that’s really all there is to it.
harvey: “all you ladies pop your pussy like this, shake your body, don’t stop, don’t miss”
simon: “just do it, do it, do it, do it, do it now, lick it good, suck this pussy just like you should”
I am not confused.
I am not “going through a phase”
I am not invisible.
I am not unfaithful.
I am not alone.
i’m chlamydia.
And that’s really all there is to it.
harvey: “all you ladies pop your pussy like this, shake your body, don’t stop, don’t miss”
simon: “just do it, do it, do it, do it, do it now, lick it good, suck this pussy just like you should”
by harveyweinstein September 30, 2018
Get the chlamydia mug.this words stands for a boy and a girl. not just any boy and girl. boys and girls who are absolutely disgusting and do very bad things. usually the boy is 17 and the girl is around 3 years younger. if you know any of these people you should stay FAR FAR FAR AWAY!!!
boy1: yo you see that 15 year old girl w that 17 year old boy??
boys 2: yeah dude that’s a chlamydia group we need to stay away.
boys 2: yeah dude that’s a chlamydia group we need to stay away.
by chlamydia’s bestie December 22, 2019
Get the chlamydia mug.The definition of chlamydia is a boy names Brendon herring from boy Texas. He’s a cheating, lying bastard. He cheated on his gf with like 6 girst and gave then all chlamydia. He is... the... definition... of... chlamydie.
by Smd66420 April 23, 2019
Get the Chlamydia mug.a very small parasitic bacterium which, like a virus, requires the biochemical mechanisms of another cell in order to reproduce. Bacteria of this type cause various diseases including trachoma, psittacosis, and non-specific urethritis.
by Ki11 m3 April 27, 2019
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