tag along fatty

The tag along fatty is the big girl in the group of skanky, haughty, and downgrade-esque burlesque-esque of girls.

She's the fat one that eats all of the food that the anorexites and the leader don't want to consume. She doesn't really help the situation; she's sort of a benign tumor.

Sometimes referred to as taf.

"Hey, Sandie, eat this chocolate cake for me?"
"Sure, Margaret! Gotta' keep your figure! *snort*"

Three girls are sitting in Starbucks.
"OHMIGOZ!! They put extra whipped cream on this frappacino. Hey, Taffies (The Tag Along Fatty's nickname), eat this shit up."
"Okay. *self conscience*"

"Hey, George."
"Yo wuttup Bill?"
"See those hot chicks?"
"Heh, you can go for the Tag Along Fatty. You get any weight on your shoulders with that relationship! Ha!"
"Bill that was an awful pun."
"Sorry, giggalo."

tag along fatty by Deesh November 5, 2006

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tag along lesbian

A lesbian that likes to tag along with a group of people in social situations without asking or being invited. They are often considered annoying and are frequently made fun of behind thier back.

Charlie- Im excited to go to the pool!
Ryan- It wont be so much fun because Margret is coming.
Charlie- Margret??? Who invited her?!?
Ryan- No one, because she's a tag along lesbian.

tag along lesbian by that thing on drew brees' face June 3, 2010

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Tagalog

a native ethnic group of the Philippines that is often used as a scapegoat by other ethnic groups, especially the Cebuano.

We, the Bisayas, didn't fight against Spaniards during the revolution. You're the reason why this country is fucked.

I don't like the Tagalog language and prefer Spanish to be our lingua franca instead. It will give us an edge economically and globally.

Tagalog by Peytpul January 15, 2023

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Ghetto Tagalongs

When one takes an oreo or any similar cookie treat, separates the two sides, slabs some peanut butter on one side, assembles the cookie and then proceeds to eat. Thus making a delicious snack for anyone with the munchies on a budget.

"Ey maine i seent that girl scout cookie box over there let me get some..
"Nah maine those be ghetto tagalongs you know we aint got no money....shoo my mom made those to cheat out those hoes...

Ghetto Tagalongs by MuchMasterMunchie October 5, 2009