Shit on a Sandwich

1. An exclamation of surprise, disbelief, disgust, anger, or horror.

2. A sandwich with feces on it.

1. Joey: "Holy shit on a sandwich! That was cool!"

2. The shit on a sandwich special smelled terrible.

Shit on a Sandwich by D-Sacc February 5, 2009

Snap the ball like a Sandwich 

Phrase used by football Coach Tim Landis (touchdown Timmy) to describe how the football was snapped to the quarterback. True definition may never be know but the interpreted meaning is that it was a "bad snap"

"Paul you snap the ball like a sandwich"

Snap the ball like a Sandwich by XbBalla December 13, 2009

go make me a sandwich 

A phrase commonly said to a bitch by her master when he (or she) is hungry.

Master: yo ho, go making me a motherfucking sandwich!

go make me a sandwich by White Sox Rule June 4, 2004

making a sandwich 

(v) When someone in an online video game such as Halo 3 is just sitting there not moving at all is obviously away making a sandwich.

Holy crap this is the 10th time T've killed this guy. He must be making a sandwich.

making a sandwich by goodkall September 12, 2009

cool story babe, now go make me a sandwich 

When a chick is telling a boring story, say this.

Brittney: "So today ... blah, blah,blah and she had the same

_____ as me!"
Matt: "cool story babe, now go make me a sandwich."

cool story babe, now go make me a sandwich by hellomotherf**ker April 2, 2012

Share-a-Sandwich 

Sharing a sandwich is a sexual position performed by two men usually during lunch hour.

Dude it's finally lunch time would you care to share-a-sandwich with me?

Share-a-Sandwich by socharlies August 20, 2013

eating a sandwich for the bread 

when going out with a girl for her looks

Jacob is going out with crystal because he likes eating a sandwich for the bread

eating a sandwich for the bread by Zak Abati January 1, 2009