sniff n wipe

After a male sticks finger in clitirous, he takes it out, takes a big whiff and then wipes the juice on the females thigh.

Oi Harls, is it true that he did a sniff n wipe.

Next time, make sure he doesnt pull a sniff n wipe!

by 1234hives November 25, 2019

Michael N.

A sweet, funny,smart, sassy,protective, and really amazing guy. He always gives you a look that can make you laugh for hours. He has close friends, but he holds onto them tight. He will try to hurt you if you hurt any of his friends. He is a great actor and singer. He is such an adorable theater geek. He doesn't care about what others think of them. He can make you fall in love with just one look of the eye. If you ever know a Michael like this hold onto them tight because you never know when you'd have to say goodbye.

I really wish I had a Michael N. in my life.

by Jorge 3.0 March 20, 2019

to brexit (v.); brexiting (n)

A verb meaning to say "Goodbye" without actually leaving. Usually used in online conversations, when someone says "Good night" or "Goodbye", but still reads messages and replies to them.

A: Yo imma go to sleep. good night yall.
B: Good night.
...
some minutes later
...
C: As I've said, Jeremy, this madman, just fuckin jumped off the cliff into the sea and broke both of his legs when hitting the bottom.
A: Lmao thats siiiick.
B: Yo A is brexiting again....
A: Fuck you.

to brexit (v.); brexiting (n)

by mr.language.professor March 21, 2019

Crab n' nad

Crab n' nad: having intense anal sex when a crab and squid are present

Crab n' nad:
“Hey bro why did you want to go to the aquarium so bad?”
“Oh I had to try some of that Crab n’ nad”

by LongCrabs March 22, 2019

Fake n' gay

A term that internet trolls commonly use to describe something as fake

"That jetpack ad was fake, and the jetpack is fake n' gay!"

by TheKardashiansShouldDie March 24, 2019

Smelling n telling

The person who blabs on you for shitting yourself next to others who didn't know.

Dave: Goddamn velma committed smelling n telling on me in the library yesterday!
Rick: Damn That's Tough

by SilkenKnight36 March 25, 2019

surf 'n' turf

Refers to how a majority of male couch-potatoes feel about their TV remote. It's a "guy thing", ladies, like vehicle-engines and road-maps --- you wouldn't understand.

Trying to get a "manly" dude to relinquish control of his remote is the ultimate test of bravery and an amazing display of temerity --- it's a "surf 'n' turf" issue here... the guy wants to "surf" the channels at will, and so he feels that the remote is his "turf" that he does not want anyone --- especially someone of the opposite gender --- encroaching upon.

by QuacksO April 4, 2019