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Chin like a fire hydrant

The opposite of a glass jaw. The ability to withstand multiple head punches, without getting KO'd or dropped
Chris leban has a chin like a fire hydrant, he's difficult to drop
by Super grammatica July 11, 2014
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Crazy Like You, Lollipop

A 184 chapter unfinished frerard fanfic written by Nukyster. The old site was taken down, and this is the new link theburningprocess dot com slash threads slash crazy-like-you-lollipop-frerard-and-insanity dot 8688
Have you read Crazy Like You, Lollipop?
No because the old site got TAKEN DOWN.
by Blue Jay Bird October 31, 2013
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gurgle balls like a pelican

One who gurgles balls like a pelican is someone who is generally an complete dick to be around, either used as a serious insult or light hearted banter between friends. It means in its simplest form you take a lot of balls in your mouth
Harry you gurgle balls like a pelican.
by Jdoggydog25 September 19, 2016
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that was like 3 phones ago

A phrase used that indicates a few years, but not as much as "back in the day."
Kari: "Remember when you made it with Jeff? EW!!!"
Lori: "That was like 3 phones ago, bitch! I'm not like that anymore!"
by von groovy April 6, 2019
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UNMUTE IF U LIKE WOMEN

If someone mutes u on discord tell them "unmute if u like women" if they unmute you they like having sex with women, if they don't they are gay.
Yooo homie UNMUTE IF U LIKE WOMEN
by DO U LIKE WOMEN June 2, 2019
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more like your wishtory

A phrase you say to someone when they are telling a story about their past and altering it to make them look good
Jessica: "Back in Junior year, I was in such great shape! Half the hockey team asked me to go to the prom!"
Blake: "Bitch, please!! I was there and that is more like your wishtory than what happened. You had 13 more sundaes a week than the average person!"
by von groovy June 8, 2019
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Fuck me like a truck

A sex move usually used in porno films or videos as it is used very hardcore bdsm move and usually the final form of a sex move
Oh please since you are my step-brother! Now fuck me like a truck like you did with Becky
by Hylzanisafucingcrackhead January 11, 2020
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