by Raheim September 3, 2020
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"Well would you give all your money to date her?
"Yes ofc"
"SIMP"
"Well would you give all your money to date her?
"Yes ofc"
"SIMP"
by Randomperson373727272 January 13, 2021
Get the Simp mug.A simp card is ANYthing posted, written, pr recorded that has even a hint of rizz. Becoming very popular during the age of the Welcome Home ARG, Simp Cards are usually done as drawings or spoken with the "~" symbol. Simp Cards are very common on TikTok. Usually used as an alternative way of getting rizzed up is "Getting a simp card pulled"/"Getting simp carded"
Wally Darling RF Au "Where are you going dear~"
Y/N "I AM NOT GOING TO GET SIMP CARDED"
Y/N "That TikTok just pulled a simp card"
Y/N "I AM NOT GOING TO GET SIMP CARDED"
Y/N "That TikTok just pulled a simp card"
by Saynivia August 17, 2023
Get the Simp Card mug.by Marijanko December 1, 2021
Get the Simp mug.A man who puts pussy or any sort of female affection above everything else. A man who cannot go a week without a female on his phone.
“yo man, you tryna hang out?”
“nah i’ve found a new girl she’s the one bro i’m hanging out with her”
“simp”
“nah i’ve found a new girl she’s the one bro i’m hanging out with her”
“simp”
by Fred Nero January 25, 2020
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