smurf balls

This term reflects the compound act of two poor decisions. 1) Using a Port-a-John (Job Johnny, Johnny on the Spot, et al.) 2) Grinding out a depth charge into the murky abyss. For when you choose to do both you are likely to emerge from the compact bowel booth with a set of smurf balls, as your testicles are splashed with a coating of azure hued ass water.

Dubbs insisted on using the Job Johnny and he was rewarded with a pair of smurf balls for his stupidity.

by Mike Dennison July 8, 2007

wrecking ball

When you titty-fuck a girl from the opposite angle so your balls are swinging through her face like a wrecking ball.

"Dude, I gave Misty the wrecking ball last night...my balls hit her so hard it gave her a fat lip."

by Larry Johanson April 10, 2008

Balls Deep

he stuck his whole package in, including his lovenuts

so i was balls deep in this guys asshole one time...

by Lindsey Heath & Shannon Olivier September 9, 2008

b-ball

the ball which is used in the game of basketball

Don't forget to bring the b-ball for the game tonight.

by Bungalow Bill November 16, 2001

butter ball

when a man coats his scrotum in movie popcorn butter, then in a various of the standard teabag, he inserts his scrotum into a woman's mouth

Jorge: Yo, there was a lot of leftover butter left in my popcorn last night, so I greased up and gave Cindy the ol' butter ball.
Paco: Did you save any butter for me?

by www.myspace.com/lifeaftermenj January 13, 2010

Swamp Balls

When your balls get overly sweaty on a hot day, because a person has fat thighs, or because of a lot of hair.

-Hey man, I got swamp balls. Any remedies?
-Well it ain't hot out and you skinny as hell ; trim your shit man.

by Nitti9 October 9, 2011

monkey balls

a term used to show that you feel like shit or are sick

Bro I feel like monkey balls.

by Smoke991 April 22, 2011