Water

Water, water is a liquid that you can’t taste or hold.

Can I have some water ?

by LordBigEvil February 29, 2020

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Toilet water

Toilet water is the water that splash’s your balls after you take a fat shit.

“God damn it! The toilet water splashed my balls!”

by RomanTurkey April 19, 2023

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sad water

We should call rain sad water.

Damn, we got alot of sad water today.

by sourlemon July 2, 2018

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wank water

When you choose to masturbate in the bath.

Be careful not to ruin your bath with wank water.

by knobend1989 May 22, 2016

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Water Headache

Having a major headache after taking a shower, a bath, swimming or being in water for a long time. The headache usually occurs within a few minutes.

Jim: Dude, why does my head hurt so much!

Bob: Werent you in the shower ten minutes ago?

Jim: Yeah, but wh-

Bob: You have a water headache.

Jim: Ohhhhh ouch!

by Igiko Pop September 28, 2011

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I do not recognize the bodies in the water

Relating to SCP-2316. A reinforcing statement to remind yourself that you do not recognize the bodies in the water.

If you begin to see floating corpses in the lake that resemble someone you know or have known: Repeat the phrase “I do not recognize the bodies in the water” while leaving the site. Do not attempt to make contact or try to rescue the bodies. People that enter the lake are considered lost.

John: *sees a corpse resembling the body of a childhood friend (unaware of SCP-2316)* “Oh my god I have to save him!” *John enters the lake and is now lost*

Researcher A: *Sees the corpse of his older brother (aware of 2316)* “ I do not recognize the bodies in the water”

by Flarbsb McFarberson December 28, 2022

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