cool guy

A person, typically male, engaging in activities not for the end result, but rather for the sake of the process itself, and how the process makes other people perceive them (typically, like a cool person doing cool things). The end result often reveals itself useless and pointless, but that does not stop a cool guy from wanting to reach it. Among other domains, cool guys populate tech fields and love to develop useless AI-ish apps, streaming footage taken of an ant colony, for example. Cool female guys also exist, but are harder to spot, as STEM fields are cool guys main playground, and there is a notorious lack of women in STEM fields in western Europe and the US.

Farouk showed me a new program he's working on allowing for LED lights to blink whenever someone passes the door to his room, even though he should be working on his school projects instead. He's such a cool guy.

by helltothepli July 20, 2020

Is this a joke guy

A Guy who stares off obliviously at work. Often found sleeping on scalfing in the middle of construction site.

Is this a joke guy came into work today. That was a joke. This guy wasnt a joke the joke was the guy.

by Birdman Jenkins November 25, 2019

Guy luichini

Woman basher, cowardly, delusional, loner, thief, condemned to spend eternity in he'll..

What a guy luichini

by Condemnation September 11, 2020

Yes Guys

Often said sarcastically, it is used to exaggerate how awful something is. Sometimes it will be said in a strained voice and pronounced like Yisss Guuyss

"Do you want to watch My Little Pony?"
"Yes Guys, I totally love that"

by Life3561 January 22, 2019

old guy in surfwise

A badass old guy who says it as is doesn’t come with bullshit but trueshit

Old guy in surfwise says I met a Jewish girl named Ellen we got together later that night “she taught me to eat pussy”

by Ur mom 808 April 23, 2018

Additional Helping Guy

the guy who goes to an all you can eat buffet in minneapolis and eats all the fried chicken at the place
he even looks for scraps under skirts

LOOKIE HERE ITS THE ADDITIONAL HELPING GUY STICKING HIS FAT ASS HEAD INTO THE DEEP FRYER

by leseshrmushrooms8 October 14, 2020

Guy Hardimon

Guy Hardimon is a pretty mad guy, get it? Guy and guy. Oh I crack myself up. Anyway he has braces, got his L's and knows about everyone who ever lived.

Oh look its Guy Hardimon
Guy

by definitelynotrhys March 9, 2010