Croc Slap

When you take someone's Crocs off then cum in them and then proceed to slap them in the face with them.

I Croc slapped my friend the other day after he said some very strange things to me.

by MrMagicFingersz March 5, 2020

slapping the pappy

The act of elderly male self pleasure.

Grandpa took too much Viagra , but found instant relief by slapping the pappy.He was beating his richard like it owed him money.

by ballz itchy July 4, 2016

Thank you slap

The slap someone deserves when they're trying to help but making things worse.

Shawna: "Hey everyone! Bella is single now, so she's dating again if you're interested!"
Bella : "Shawna! What are you doing?!"
Shawna: "I'm helping you out, girl!"
Bella: "Oh. You're so kind, I think you deserve a thank you slap!"

by just like honey November 19, 2022

Aquaman slap

The act of rolling a condom over ones had and spreading the fingers so the hand resembles Aquaman's hand and proceeding to slap others.

Please Aquaman slap my little brother in the face.

by poopiediapie January 24, 2014

Slap Dick

A insult simmilar to go fuck yourself originating in Copiague New York

“Yo bro slap dick pussy” “Go slap dick”

by Jurguyz October 15, 2021

Damn man, This shit slaps!

Explanation 1: When you're referring to a very nice song/music.
Explanation 2: You just got slapped by a c h i l d.

1: Damn man, This shit slaps!

2: Agreed my guy, I also am lovin' it.

by nonexistentturtle December 7, 2021

slap the weiner

Stroking the penis until it squirts

That dude is so sexy I wanna slap the weiner on my couch.

by #wherestroy February 3, 2018