Your/You're Syndrome

One of the world's most common disease. One in three children are born with this. People with Your/You're Syndrome have a hard time figuring the difference between your and you're. People with this disease will always make this mistake even if they know the difference. As of right now, the only cure is to slap someone in the face until they are cured.

Gerardo: Hey dude, have you passed you're game yet?
Marco: What?

Gerardo: Have you passed you're game yet?
Marco: Ummm, it's YOUR not you're, learn the difference!
Gerardo: I do know the difference, guess I have your/you're syndrome.
Marco: Guess i need to punch you in the face.........

by pornfreakk July 26, 2011

Tutankhamen Ramses Syndrome

A syndrome that results in half of a persons face being paralyzed causing a severely distorted voice
The voice associated with Tutankhamen Ramses Syndrome uses many forms of "OHH" and is spoken out of the side of ones mouth
When in the state of Tutankhamen Ramses Syndrome it is often also refered to as being Mummified

Mr. Schwab talks with an "OHH" he has Tutankhamen Ramses Syndrome.

by Angotti Caron Peters November 17, 2007

anakin-skywalker syndrome

it's being stuck in the middle of good and evil and you don't know which path to take.

he's torn between cheating or not just to pass the exam... must be an anakin-skywalker syndrome

by ciphermelo June 28, 2010

Glory Day Syndrome

A syndrome that causes a middle age man to believe he is back in highschool or college when he was having his glory days in a particular sport. The sport is usually baseball. Someone with this syndrome will most likely be found being the assistant coach for a highschool baseball team, wearing the full uniform, looking like one of the players only 30-40 years older. They can't seem to grasp the fact that they're never going to play again and have to get as close to the action as they can.

Fred: "Why's that old man wearing the full uniform?"
Tom: "Is he playing?"
Fred: "Oh god, I know what's going on here. That guys not playing he just has glory day syndrome."

by Puppetkiller November 22, 2009

shaky camera syndrome

Latest action movie craze meant make the viewer feel "in the moment".
Also attributed to big budgets spent on fancy props and trinkets none of which matter since you can't see a damn thing thats going on.

Quantum Of Solace is a good example of shaky camera syndrome.

by T. Polkinghorne March 30, 2009

Imminent Death Syndrome

A terminal disease in which the effected individual may experience death at any given time, usually within 80-100 years.

Imminent death syndrome sufferers UNITE!

by Kiko December 19, 2003

Guitar Acquisition Syndrome

Guitar acquisition Syndrome, or rather "GAS" is when you check out an awesome new guitar that you just HAVE to own, no matter what the cost. You lose sleep. You can't eat. It drives you mad!

I just spent $1000 on a guitar w/ money I don't even have. Now I'm in debt and eating from a trash can. I've relieved my Guitar Acquisition Syndrome, but now I suffer from buyers remorse and homlessness.

by andrew rules! July 14, 2006