Zoom Poop

(Verb)- a passage of time (best spent on company time) where an individual is occupying the throne room and the throne bearer is simultaneously on a Zoom video call with 1 or more homies and also pooping

Zoom poops are the best way to get paid after a few breakfast tacos from Taco Bell

by DirtGod101 November 25, 2023

zoom poop

When you mute and turn off the camera in a Zoom to go poop really fast so no one notices.

I was in this long 2 hour meeting and had to Zoom Poop twice. Glad no one noticed.

by secnewt July 26, 2022

Ass Poop Bitch

Its just poop, Feces.

OMG HE HAS ASS POOP BITCH, I FEEL SO BAD

by LoneGray December 22, 2020

Poop scoop

When a women is constipated she has to stick her thumb in the front hole and scoop the poop out the back hole.

Dude I haven’t shit like in three days, it got so bad I had to do the poop scoop.

by Constipated women February 15, 2024

melly poops

melly poops is emo

melly poops was a fiesty emu

by imsocoolomgsjxidi October 28, 2021

Poop Goopin

She darn drank to much dam poop goopin everywhere

Poop goopin- have been drinking so much you poop goop yourself

by Poop goopin November 25, 2021

Meta Poop

Deification that occurs after drinking Metamucil. This usually involves only a few large logs Of poop and only requires a single wipe of the anus.

Took a sip of my coffee and took a huge Meta Poop.

by Clars800 September 13, 2020