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losing my balance

Yo bro. This girl got me losing my balance. I’d do anything for her
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having my ass

Having my ass is typically used in surprising situations that may or may not be unpleasant. It is very similar to the term "deadass" and these can often be used interchangeably
Cashier: The total for the three plain shirts comes out to $400
Person: Are you having my ass?! That's way too much I don't believe it
by Old Prospector Gus Chiggins March 11, 2021
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Shave My Rabbit

A lewd phrase commonly used by flirtatious sandwich makers.
"Hey girl, you come in ten minutes early and I'll let you shave my rabbit..."
by YeahIWentTheeeere August 12, 2012
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Oh my Squash

To say when you have absolutely nothing else to say. Also to say when your mother makes squash for dinner the fifth time in a row.
Oh my squash!! I squashed my squash!
by TsideApe August 29, 2013
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ripped my chain

To rip one's chain is to either steal an idea or generally give someone the bum end of a deal. It commonly happens on the streets in rough neighborhoods.
(girl): Come on give me more money! You only gave me 40 dollars and I need more!

(big dude): Bitch you already RIPPED MY CHAIN! *dumps Jack In The Box milkshake on girl*
by jameskisau December 18, 2011
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Jocking on my balls

The act of annoying me to such an extreme extent that I feel as if you are the painfully tight jockstrap constricting my genital region.
Dude, have you heard Kanye's new album? It's fuckin' legit. Its like he was tryna be 50 Cent and succeeded. Ballin!

Kanye? Legit? Tryna? 50 cent? Ballin? God dammit man, stop jocking on my balls.
by MartinLutherQueen March 27, 2011
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