Gut Job

When you simultaneously finger a chick while getting a hand-job on a dance floor while also grinding her from behind

At New Years I managed to pull off a Gut Job

by Doctor-Who October 16, 2015

half a job

When your having a threesome and one girl is giving you head but doesn't finish you off and leaves it to the second girl to finish you .

I had a threesome yesterday and the girl half a jobbed me

by half a job November 5, 2015

Job Swing

Can only be done with a knife.

a "Job Swing" is where someone uses a knife like a sword to try to cut you with. Like the way you hold a lightsaber. Instead of a left and right motion its a chopping motion like a sword by up and down.

I was walking to the store and this thug, I'm presuming a newbie, tried to job swing me with a knife.

by cyb3rhack3r November 12, 2015

Good Job Felicia

When someone displays an epic amount of fail they are congratulated with "Good Job Felicia"

"Hey did you bring the beer?"
"Oh, yeah I forgot that."
"Good Job Felicia!"

by Titan_Platinum November 29, 2015

queef job

A middle ground between a good job and a shit job

Ohh Jess you've done a queef job of emptying those bins

by Amek January 1, 2016

eyelash job

When you give someone an excess amount of butterfly kisses to the point of orgasm

Wow he gave me the best eyelash job last night, it was so much fun.

by Career Lover January 8, 2016

Triple Job

Colloquially "Triple J"
When one receives all of the below at the same time; a blow job, a hand job ands a rim job.
3-4 parties must be involved for a triple J to occur. Anything with more parties would be considered a Triple J Orgy.

Guy 1: Those two chicks gave me a sick Triple Job last night.

Guy 2: Sound mate! I've never had more than a Double J

by Gold5 January 9, 2016