Bean Fumbler

Someone who flakes on plans after they have been made.

Sam: Bro fuck this man Jack, I was going to hoop with him but he flaked.

Jim: Wow, what a bean fumbler.

by MNS2057 October 28, 2021

Beaned

The act of being hit in the Genitals by a blunt projectile

In the midst of a Football game
Man #1: FUCK! *Falls over holding his groin*

Man #2: What happened?

Man #1: Kyle just beaned me with a football*breaks down into tears*

Man #2: HA, fuckin nerd, shoulda worn your strap you dumbass!

Man #1: ;-;

by Wisecrack34 October 29, 2019

Beaning

To try to engage in sexual activity, to spit game, to have sex.

He went to her house last night? Beaning!

by Katenicks March 11, 2017

mr bean

izadean

mr bean is bold

by General Stones April 14, 2025

Boom Boom Beans

Urban slang for Viagra or any variety of erectile dysfunction/enhancement pills.

Hey, my girl is gonna be here in 15 minutes, anybody got any boom boom beans?

by Kung Fu Jimmy July 15, 2023

on beans

Another way of saying "On god"

ayo im finna slide down on jimrocks block fo' talkin all that smacck, on beans.

by RimmySock August 10, 2019

Mr Bean

The most powerful fictional villain who does not give an absolute fuck about humanity

"Bro Mr Bean just attacked me so hard from behind"

by MrBeanishot August 29, 2023