Baked Bean Bullshit

Some much bullshit it's packed in a can

Showing up to work after a long list of tasks
That is some baked bean Bullshit.

by Carbonated steele October 22, 2025

Coffee-beaned

Instead of coffee making you shit, the coffee is so good, it violently shits a visceral, fat, steamy shit, because it hates you and your family. Including your dog or cat (or goldfish).

That coffee was so good, I got coffee-beaned.

by wowzuhsss October 25, 2025

Bean Soup

A public pool that’s filled with a majority of mexicans

Dude don’t even try to go to the pool today, it’s a bean soup.

by stewbedasso556 October 29, 2025

Red Bean Rocket

The sexual act of inserting a twizzler or liquorice into a woman's annus and having her pushing it out into the tip of the male penis

Hey baby I got some red vines want to get freaky and do the red bean rocket

by Moonshot November 7, 2025

Bean Cramp

When you are helplessly begging your bf to let you nut but he won’t do what u say so your bean gets a cramp.

“Great, now I have a bean cramp because you keep denying my request”

by BeanCramper2000 November 11, 2025

Bean Play

The core art of using beans for tactile, eco-friendly erotic pleasure, part sex, part philosophy, blending sensuality with sustainability.

Do you want to try Bean Play tonight???

by Max Levio November 28, 2025

Give her the beans

To insert ones penis to the maximum depth causing the testicles to stop at the entrance the vagina.

Last night I was talking to my friend Flax and he told me he was going to give her the beans!

by Marshmallow Beans December 3, 2025