"come meet my cat"
"would you like me to stroke it?"
"yes, have a look at my pussy..."
"I thought I was going to meet your cat?"
"I don't have cat!"
"would you like me to stroke it?"
"yes, have a look at my pussy..."
"I thought I was going to meet your cat?"
"I don't have cat!"
by wolfiesmifffy September 11, 2014
Get the come meet my catmug. A yellow cat that is not dancing, instead, having sex with a human, named "Villager". Creative name, I know
Person 1:Hey did you see that Funny yellow cat dancing
Person 2: That cat is not dancing! It's having sex!
Person 2: That cat is not dancing! It's having sex!
by DoYouKnowJoe69 December 17, 2021
Get the Funny yellow cat dancingmug. Industrious, hard-working, frantically accomplishing, hurriedly attempting
by Little Iodine March 18, 2008
Get the Busy as a cat covering it upmug. After watching the first 3 Cats Musical Movies, I desperately have to watch BEAVERS: Cats 4 the Damsical
by gaydemonlord69 December 30, 2021
Get the BEAVERS: Cats 4 the Damsicalmug. I coined this phrase on this day 1/16/2022 reflective of the beautiful nature of Cats and how they are fearlessly themselves. To encourage us to be ourselves.
Don't give a Cat's purr be yourself. I don't give a Cat's purr if you are weird or if you think I am weird.
by Lisa Ann Ulibarri January 16, 2022
Get the Don't give a Cat's purrmug. 1: Why does Ishmael look like he just fucked the neighbor’s cat?
2: He just found out that his dick is smaller than his wife’s.
2: He just found out that his dick is smaller than his wife’s.
by Buttering Your Biscuits September 29, 2019
Get the Just Fucked the Neighbor’s Catmug. Yosemite Sam: Come here ya lop-eared pole cat!
Bugs Bunny: get bent, you sawed off bulbous nosed ginger and lick the under side of my fur covered taint while your at it...fucker!
Bugs Bunny: get bent, you sawed off bulbous nosed ginger and lick the under side of my fur covered taint while your at it...fucker!
by Dr. P.H. Noseminer December 2, 2011
Get the lop-eared pole catmug.