Cake

A stack of cash.

A : Wassup bro, do u wanna to bar?
B : Sorry, today I don't have any cake

by Hellaslit March 23, 2020

mellen cake

a lovely young lady who does good hand jobs on people, she is aka 'the rough one in bed'

wow she was a total mellen cake in bed last night, I'm chuffed

by jamisle the rreal shizzle January 24, 2017

Cake ahh nig

A lame ahh nig that also say sum that he not gonna do

Mikey: imma beat your ass

Levi: ight cake ahh nig

by Mikey4321 December 24, 2024

Fuzzy cakes

hairy tits.

Sarah has some fuzzy cakes

by eric lmao February 1, 2019

Rubbing the old cake

When you have people coming over to visit and you want to ensure that they never visit again. Historically stems from people rubbing a slice of cake on the floor and dusty surfaces to ensure it tastes bad, leaving a 'bad taste' for the visitors.

Oh no, my family is coming over to visit. I guess we are going to be rubbing the old cake, again.

by tom-ed September 13, 2021

Rage Cake

Brian Flynn

The prepubescent video gaming pussy is a rage cake.

by BlackAssNiggerJew November 27, 2017

Poo Cake

A poo cake is a butthole.

Boyfriend: let's try anal tonight, babe.
Girlfriend: you mean you wanna stick it in my poo cake?
Boyfriend: yeah, that too.

by Sallysuewho December 4, 2017