Cake

cake is a very yummy thing not the ass that is on ud

this cake is amazing

by Fuck ass eat cake February 24, 2021

Patty Cake

Slang for clapping one's hands to a sick beat

I was playing patty cake to old Mcdonald last night. Grand old time.

by Winterleaf September 12, 2022

Jason's cake

thickest and most scrumptious cake you will ever see.

Adam: WOW, look at Jason's cake. I want to eat it all
Ben: you do you Adam. It does look very good tho.
Adam: I will eat it all

by Nfarrg December 5, 2017

Awkward Cake

Noun. A small, non-optional social gathering of work colleagues held to acknowledge one of them leaving the organisation. Usually with speeches, always with cake.

We never liked Susan, so why must we still have awkward cake?

by BluecoatRob May 23, 2022

Strawberry Nonce Cake

When one is a strawberry nonce cake

"ugh you're such a strawberry nonce cake"

by Derek Bentley November 11, 2020

Carpet cake

When a guy with a beard goes down on an unshaven woman and leaves crumbs from the beard to the minge.

Went down on my girlfriend after dinner and accidentally carpet caked her.

by Carpet caker September 5, 2021

Eating the cake batter

Eating what comes out of the cake (vagina) and licking it clean til it’s all gone

“Didn’t Jim tell you what he did the other night ?”

“Yeah he said he went home and beat that girls cake then proceeded to eating the cake batter”

by Dinosaur_jr220 May 26, 2018