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Beans

Proper definition of beans : letting er eat and having a hell of a time doing it. Fucking shit up, hitting the behh, whipping shitties
Killing a limit of mallards is beans

Breaking your arm is not beans
by Beansgiver69 January 31, 2021
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Bill Bean

Bill bean is a very sweaty cheese TOASTIE and plays fortnite 230 hours a day also he uses anonymous mode cuz he thinks hes a streamer but someone got more views stamping his foot than his fortnite montages
Hes very sweaty he must be a bill bean
by Jesus Dad August 15, 2019
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Beaned

The act of being hit in the Genitals by a blunt projectile
In the midst of a Football game
Man #1: FUCK! *Falls over holding his groin*

Man #2: What happened?

Man #1: Kyle just beaned me with a football*breaks down into tears*

Man #2: HA, fuckin nerd, shoulda worn your strap you dumbass!

Man #1: ;-;
by Wisecrack34 October 29, 2019
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bottled beans

The most magical form of beans in the world usually used for bottled baked beans(lookup bottled baked beans on google and click images then click the first image “thank me later”)
Man I am the most lucky person in the world I go to eat bottled beans man I can fly now
by TheBeanGiver47 May 2, 2019
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Bean Fumbler

Someone who flakes on plans after they have been made.
Sam: Bro fuck this man Jack, I was going to hoop with him but he flaked.

Jim: Wow, what a bean fumbler.
by MNS2057 October 28, 2021
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Mr Bean

Reality's strongest being to ever exist. Mr Bean has defeated Shaggy with only 0.0000000001% of his power.
dude 1: im gonna fight mr bean
dude 2: are you fucking retarded youre gonna fucking die
by Undkrrn12 July 28, 2021
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Grandpa Bean

Bill isn't that the sweaty grandpa bean we saw jogging the other day.
by Brad Dunlap January 21, 2009
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