Proper definition of beans : letting er eat and having a hell of a time doing it. Fucking shit up, hitting the behh, whipping shitties
by Beansgiver69 January 31, 2021

Bill bean is a very sweaty cheese TOASTIE and plays fortnite 230 hours a day also he uses anonymous mode cuz he thinks hes a streamer but someone got more views stamping his foot than his fortnite montages
by Jesus Dad August 15, 2019

In the midst of a Football game
Man #1: FUCK! *Falls over holding his groin*
Man #2: What happened?
Man #1: Kyle just beaned me with a football*breaks down into tears*
Man #2: HA, fuckin nerd, shoulda worn your strap you dumbass!
Man #1: ;-;
Man #1: FUCK! *Falls over holding his groin*
Man #2: What happened?
Man #1: Kyle just beaned me with a football*breaks down into tears*
Man #2: HA, fuckin nerd, shoulda worn your strap you dumbass!
Man #1: ;-;
by Wisecrack34 October 29, 2019

The most magical form of beans in the world usually used for bottled baked beans(lookup bottled baked beans on google and click images then click the first image “thank me later”)
by TheBeanGiver47 May 2, 2019

Sam: Bro fuck this man Jack, I was going to hoop with him but he flaked.
Jim: Wow, what a bean fumbler.
Jim: Wow, what a bean fumbler.
by MNS2057 October 28, 2021

Reality's strongest being to ever exist. Mr Bean has defeated Shaggy with only 0.0000000001% of his power.
by Undkrrn12 July 28, 2021

A very old mexican man.
by Brad Dunlap January 21, 2009
