dirty mads

The sex act in which two people do all of the following:
• fuck in a library,
• in the biology section,
• on the first/main floor,
• during the main hours of operation,
• get almost fully naked,
• do three or more different positions,
• and videotape it on one of their phones
• for a minimum of five minutes.

My girlfriend and I pulled a dirty mads the other day! I was staring at a copy of a scientific paper on frog mating the entire time, but it was still the most fun sex I’ve ever had.

by Mcre May 10, 2020

dirty spitter

the act of sucking your guys dick and getting him off letting him cum in your mouth. you then store his juices in your cheek like a chipmunk making him believe you swallowed. you then go in for a kiss and release his stuff back into his mouth, then you run like hell laughing.

im so glad that guy last night wasnt cute, i totally gave him a dirty spitter. haha..bet he doesnt call me anymore.

by Viesca August 19, 2008

Dirty Tebow

When a person (man or woman) Tebows and then furiously begins to masturbate with their right hand.

Yo brah!!! I just totally Dirty Tebowd all over myself!
My mom caught me last night Dirty Tebowing to erotic Asian midget porn!!

by 69ing chipmunks October 29, 2012

dumb dirty

The act of doing a promiscuous activity, either alone or with one other persons, infront of an audience or crowd of spectators. Doing the dumb dirty will usually result in extreme embarassment and shame.

vinny: you abdu, how you gonna do that dumb dirty in front of all these kids at the part?
abdu: i'm am so ashamed, why am i dumb dirtying??
vinny: bruh nerd

by pharohdick May 26, 2014

Dirty Stacy

Beautiful and seems reserved. Get her in the bed and she will blow your mind. You will never be able to get as great of a fix like you get with a Dirty Stacy.

I was with a Dirty Stacy and I can’t stop thinking about her!
Sex is good but it will never be as good as sex with a Dirty Stacy

by Ycattss December 26, 2021

Dirty Cornelius

When a man cums and shits into an ice cream cone to make a chocolate-vanilla swirl.

Man, I just ate a Dirty Cornelius

by ImAfterYourWeenus April 17, 2020

dirty leesha

A Jewish term for ramming bacon inside ones genitals,( be it sliced,whole,cooked,raw,bacon bit form,it doesn't matter ) then releasing it onto your partners face/mouth

Man im horny ,and hungry, I think I'll find a nice Jewish girl to give me a dirty Leesha tonight "

by Jgrich83 January 27, 2016