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Water Tonk

A creature with crazy tentacles said to be resiling under the Old Folsom River
“The water tonk got my grandfather last year. It was horrifying.”
by Tonklord July 15, 2022
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Salt water taffy

The salt water taffy; When you take one ball and one ball only from your nut sack, and roll up on both sides (so it looks like a salt water taffy wrapper). Take a picture and send it to your boys.
Yo dude wtf Jaden just hit me with a salt water taffy!
by Retardation foundation October 13, 2025
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Leading a Horse to water in Soviet Russia

An alternative to the saying, “you can lead a horse to water, but you can’t get him to drink”.

Since Chernobyl is a highly radioactive area...death is certain if you remain there for too long.
-Leading a Horse to water in Soviet Russia- Example Below for better use and help to understand old proverb...
American: “here we say you can lead a horse to water, but you can’t get him to drink”
Russian: “in Soviet Russia they used to say something like that too! Except it went... you can lead a horse to water, but you can also lead your horse to Chernobyl! And then you’re both fucked!”
American: “cold world huh”
Russian: “nope just Siberian Winter
-Leading a Horse to Water in Soviet Russia-
by Smoke and Fork Banger’s Club November 7, 2018
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Water Sealing

The act of taking superglue and filling the tip of the penis to create a water tight seal.
Jason was into gooning so naturally the next step was water sealing
by Bo Gas Ki June 28, 2025
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hotdog water

Bad, as in, negative, referred to in the third person
You heard the CEO of Blizzard got fired?
Yea he was hotdog water, sexual harassment and all that.
by anonymous November 8, 2023
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Hot-Dog Water

Most commonly known as a slang for a mixture of methamphetamine & fentanyl. Originating in Southern Idaho.
Hey man did you hear that Watty died from drinking too much hot-dog water?”
by Wizzardlizzard September 2, 2022
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