poop bra

A bra made of poop, most commonly dog poop, that is usually acquired accidentally when creating a snow angel while nude.

Kenzie: I want to go make a snow angel while nude.

Onlookers: watch out for the mega dump the dogs took.

A few minutes later:

Onlookers: oh my god Kenzie found the mother load and has a poop bra now. Oh my god she is now vomiting and looks like a homeless person in the yard.

by DeepDefinitionz November 24, 2023

Poop

Natural chocolate produced by humans.

Person 1: Can you go to the store and get me a chocolate bar?

Person 2: How about I produce some of my homemade chocolate which comes out my ass to save money?

Person 1: Yeah good idea! Let's eat some poop chocolate!

Both: *Stuffs their faces with poop chocolate*

by UltimateDoge July 4, 2021

Poop sock pussy

When you have someone (can do it yourself) poop in a sock and use it like a pocket pussy

"Man I love the poop sock pussy you let me use last night"

by Milkyduds September 23, 2025

poop

poop is something that comes out of your but after you eat something

After I ate chipotle I had to poop

by anonymous October 24, 2019

poop slipper

When you step in such an enormous pile that it squishes up through your toes and wraps around your foot thus forming the poop slipper

Bill was just having a nice barefooted walk in the grass and stepped in such a monster pile of dogshit he got a poop slipper

by Massman and Big Daddy Boose May 11, 2019

poop

the ushy gushy thing I release every day

“Omg I took a fat poop”

by Smajjsjsjajajsja June 13, 2022

Poop

your mom

poop

by J M.I.B. September 13, 2018