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John

The most biggest dick ever.man whore that will just screw you over. He is some that everybody hates
He is the biggest John ever
by _cheez_ December 8, 2016
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Jorkin’ John Day

Today is JorkinJohn Day!
Happy Jorkin’ John Day!
by me (im not you) February 10, 2025
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john miceli

John micelli - child abuse activist absolute animal behind the paddle with many techniques go get the right curvature to pierce anothnys ass
Did you see how swiftly John whooped Anthony?

John miceli - a child abuse activist absolute animal behind the paddle with many techniques go get the right curvature to pierce Anthony’s ass
by Chrisgromedwards October 15, 2022
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Tricky John

Anyone by the name of Quinn from California
by Neopride July 7, 2019
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John

by Ruh Roh Raggy November 3, 2020
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John Stamos

Your girl most likely told you something like what your mother told you as a kid, if you don't look like John Stamos, you're not going to amount to anything.
Elvis didn't become Elvis because of his outstanding songwriting abilities. He looked like John Stamos, and one thing John Stamos never heard from his mother was that he wasn't going to amount to anything or that he was a fucking loser.
by The Original Agahnim August 17, 2021
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John's Incredible Pizza

Like Chuck E. Cheese, but not ghetto. It also has a goddamned buffet with some of the most delicious, diabetes-inducing junk food you will ever try.
John's Incredible Pizza was the shit back in the day. Everybody wanted to have a birthday party there.
by Aubergine Dave September 22, 2022
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