2-8 December, opposite hand week (ohw)

During the first week of December u have to pleasure yourself with the opposite hand u usually fap with. If u use your regular hand then u owe your friends a croissant. from 2-8 December

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2-8 December, opposite hand week (ohw)

by väikevinku October 21, 2019

if you're happy and you know it clap your hands

Describes the action of a very happy person.

Also part of a song.

If you're happy and you know it clap your hands
*clap* *clap*

by wintergreenisgreen June 29, 2022

but i aint got them hands tho

a slang term for someone who think the know how to box

vic:hey moe did you work today
Moe: but i aint got them hands tho

by victor arellano June 11, 2006

Do you have any hand sanitizer?

(interjection) a remark requesting hand sanitizer, synonymous with "I just wiped my butt without washing my hands afterwards."

Guy 1: Do you have any hand sanitizer?

Guy 2: Come on, man, you just gave me a high five.

by RickBAideai April 2, 2011

Complain on one hand, take a dump in someone's boot on the other hand and see which is more interesting to talk about

A twist on the saying ,"shit in in one hand and ask with the other and see which one gets filled 1st", targeted at complainers and whiners.

Whiney person: Everything sucks as usual.
Me: Complain on one hand, take a dump in someone's boot on the other hand and see which is more interesting to talk about.
Whiney person: That's the last time I complain to you about my life and also why are my boots in the bathroom?

by The Dark Anus (JC) February 26, 2019

double slurp slurp no hands 360 wang bang

The act of giving someone a blow job double the slurpity slurp while not using hands with a 360 rotation of the head leading into a wang bang

She gave me the double slurp slurp no hands 360 wang bang last night. It blew my mind

by Pinchudo April 5, 2019

emergency exit double handed push power flip 1000

during intercourse, a participant can immediately leave the situation by just pushing his hands off the pelvic area and flip away. this will give god power to the applicant and will get him a free taco at Walmart. this godly being will also have an extremely long penis

Carl committed an emergency exit double handed push power flip 1000, a very slick move, on Debra and she never spoke to him again.

by ice_o’deuce_chill_drin December 19, 2018