Garlic Butter

Garlic Butter-
a violent greasy liquid used to prevent your enemies from caressing your earlobes.
(Suggestion: Attack best used whence spraying at the enemy rather than pouring. Though if you feel the need to penetrate enemy with such substance, so be it; that works too.)

Example:

Gerald *fills pressure washer with garlic butter*
Ann: Gerald, what the hell?!
Gerald: A n n; do y o u wanna fucking die in the earlobe apocalypse?!
Ann:.....well...no.
Gerald: then f u c k o f f.
Ann: *f u c k i n g a w a y f r o m g e r a l d*
Gerald: Bashiba, Ann
Ann: B a s h i b a Gerald.*eyebrow wiggle*

by Oh_its_just_you.-. August 10, 2018

bum in the butter

To experience a stroke of good fortune. British.

Saw Mark down the market, he found a finger in a can of tomatoes and got a huge settlement.

So he's got his bum in the butter, again.

by Shuaman October 24, 2018

Butter Beat-Off

When you melt a bowl of butter, and pour it on the person's penis and jerk them off with it.

He's so hot I want to give him a butter beat-off.

by DTTHELEGEND May 4, 2025

soggy toast with butter

A perfectly straight thing and whoever asked you is gay

You like soggy toast with butter
You asked your gay

by Blake's nemesis March 27, 2021

knat butter

The butter like substance that accumulates on a male dogs penis that attract knats

The knat butter on your dogs dick is attracting alot of knats

by Bubbakush112 April 19, 2018

Churning the Butter

When your don't wipe your ass and shove a massive dido filled with cum and stir it around while masturbating at the same time till you orgasm from both sides.

Sam was horny so he churning the butter

by Striker2701 November 30, 2024

hot buttered whiskey

When a guy in Seattle (preferably long hair) plays some metal, records a new album, and then goes home and hhhhwwhhhacks it <lisp here> ssseriously.

Hot buttered whiskey: Whew honey D, I’ve just on my wwwwwhguitar - time for me to make a hot buttered hhwwwwhhhiskey.

by Hhhhhwhat December 31, 2024