have a cat in hell's chance

To have absolutely no chance of achieving something.

Doesn’t sound like labour party have a cat in hell's chance to me.

by gRis>> August 16, 2009

Cat Got Your Fingers

A phrase offered to people (mainly lazy females) that regularly fail to reply to SMS text messages in favour of waiting until the next time you see each other.

Chris-Did you get that text I sent you?
Karen-Yes, i've been meaning to talk to you about that.
Chris-Cat got your fingers?

by Chris VG May 3, 2007

That's a gold hat, cool cat

Australian slang

Gold hat: a great idea

Cool cat: a cool, chill person

Person 1: I think we should order pizza tonight. What do you say man?

Person 2: That's a gold hat, cool cat!

by Frederick Burns December 16, 2016

cat eating the cake

When a woman masterbates with her partners stiff turd.

Kim enjoyed a long 15 minute session of cat eating the cake with Jeffrey's long stiff corn fill stick.

by St augustine wife swap September 3, 2017

Midget Fraidy Cat

A grown person who is so afraid of midgets, that they cannot function in the presence of midgets. Even the sheer mention of a midget will put this person into a panic.
The person has a deathly fear of midgets

That Roy is such a midget fraidy cat

by DPPD February 12, 2008

Cat got your thumbs?

A text message most commonly sent to some one who has suddenly stopped replying in a text message conversation.

Tom: So anyway, would you mind if I borrowed your biology lab notes?
Emmi: (No response)
Tom: What's the matter? Cat got your thumbs?

by Tucker Maile October 20, 2008

squashed strawberry alley cat

"Can I get you a drink?" "I'll have a squashed strawberry alleycat." "I'm not sure what that is" 'It's simple, it's 12 fresh strawberries sliced, 3 ounces of dark rum, a splash of creme de..."

a squashed strawberry alley cat is 12 large strawberries, chopped. 3 ounces dark rum, a splash of creme de menthe. 1 ounce of suger. a thimble of grape pucker. a soupcon of cinammon. a touch of rupleminze. a klaxon of pineapple sauce. a grimace of red wine. Garnish with a muskmelon wedge, a hyacynthe petal, a childs laughter, and a tampon.

by butterballs January 21, 2009