Charcoal Monkey

a woman who has eaten too much and can no longer walk. Instead, they are stuck living in bed, awaiting death by various mishaps like liver failure and sweet cakes.

"did you see that woman?"
"yeah dude shes a charcoal monkey."

by Moonshine Billy November 2, 2011

juarez monkey

A user of pirated software or games.

Greg is a juarez monkey because he downloaded Doom 3 from a torrent.

by Paterson December 24, 2004

monkey touching

(v.) For a third party to activate

Monkey touching in the barracks, outsiders have been shouting "fire at will"

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004

Gachi the monkey

Gachi WAS a monkey who was owned by a small tiktoker (currently by the username @shinsyuna, she could change it anytime.
He died on the 3rd february 2021.

A: Hey, isn't this monkey cute?
B: Omg, is that Gachi the monkey?

by chuucandoit April 13, 2021

autistic monkey

see: dankind

by Anonymous May 13, 2003

Thunder Monkey

A short, extremely fatass girl (always with dark brown/black hair) who looks startlingly like a monkey. The Thunder Monkey is usually seen eating whatever she can, and as much of it as possible. She even enjoys chugging mayo and anything else in a packet. Usually needs to wax her eyebrows.

Person #1: DAMN! Look at that Thunder Monkey!
*Thunder Monkey is in the distance in a cafe, chugging ketchup packets*
Person #2: Look away before you're blinded! LOOK AWAY!!

by BigPimpinSF January 30, 2010

monkey baby

An ugly, ugly woman... Seriously... Beastly

Monkey baby in my derrier.

by Magenta_n_riff August 16, 2006