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forbidden chocolate milk 

You have a hat you've worn for years, but never washed. Fill a sink with water and detergent. Dip your hat in the sink and wring it out multiple times. Now, you have produced forbidden chocolate milk.
Keep our child out of the bathroom. I'm washing my hat in there, and the sink is full of forbidden chocolate milk.
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100 chocolate balls 

What Teardrop turned into Two for episode 6 of TPOT, or the power of two, and what tree found first, but teardrop used instead.
Look! 100 Chocolate balls! *Walks away and Teardrop uses them to turn into Two*

Tossing Chocolate 

The end result of being TOO good at tossing salad
She was happy her date ended dinner by tossing her salad, but she was embarrassed she had him tossing chocolate before he was finished.
Tossing Chocolate by WTF-Man January 23, 2024

A+ Chocolate Barf 

Vomit that is comprised of fresh, and extremely expensive gourmet chocolate.
Will you please eat this expensive gourmet chocolate and then barf it up so that I can have some A+ Chocolate Barf?

Wet Chocolate Willy 

When a man goes to bed with a itchy ass and wakes up with stinky fingers then sticks them in his wife's ears!
My wife called out for Willy in her sleep.... so I gave her a Wet Chocolate Willy she'll never forget!

Forbidden Chocolate 

A type of chocolate that consists of laxatives.
Please be sure not to eat that Forbidden Chocolate, or you will have diarrhea!

Devils chocolate 

Someone needs to check their shoes I smell devils chocolate.