To paralyze or injure someone you don’t like
by anonymous July 23, 2024
Get the Cakemug. 
Get the Birthday Cakemug. To get married. Typically one of the first things newlyweds do at their wedding reception is cut a slice of cake. Rednecks force the resulting slice into each other’s pie hole.
Guy: “I love that lyric in Fire Lake where the uncle’s afraid to do coke.”
Other guy: “Dude, you think every metaphor in a rock song is about drugs or sex. Uncle Joe was afraid to get married. He didn’t want to cut the cake at a wedding you stoner.”
Other guy: “Dude, you think every metaphor in a rock song is about drugs or sex. Uncle Joe was afraid to get married. He didn’t want to cut the cake at a wedding you stoner.”
by cakehole6 April 27, 2024
Get the Cut the cakemug. Last night my ole lady and I were making love and finished off by giving her a nice creamy side cake.
by BigDaddy_Deano November 13, 2011
Get the Creamy side cakemug. 
by LemmyBoobs March 17, 2017
Get the Colonial Sponge Cakemug. by JustKeepSwimminDots. October 11, 2019
Get the Beef Cakemug.