Professional Bro Chill

A business-friendly way to communicate the need for a client to calm the Eff Down and be patient for the work at hand to be completed.

That dude kept cutting to the front of the line and demanding to see the manager and have his issues resolved NOW so we had to issue a Professional Bro Chill

by johnnyscrobo August 28, 2023

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bro jerk

When you jerk of together with your bro. It's not gay when you say "No homo".
Sometimes this ends up as a bro job.

Bro1: I'm feeling so horny right now.
Bro2: What about a bro jerk?
Bro1: Good idea, let's get started.

by zehsgzdhe63727 August 28, 2023

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The quintessential bro. Views himself on par with all fellow bros, often seen alongside individual companions, and affectionately dubs them "bro bro" too. This is a bro with whom you share a profound fraternal bond, whether tied by blood or not. Typically assumes a leadership or decision-making role within his social group. He effortlessly triumphs in all endeavors. The top-ranking bro bro occasionally employs camouflage to elude unforeseen situations. The individual that an ordinary bro aims to emulate.

Person 1: hey Joe, have you met my best friend?
Joe: I have not.
Person 1: Joe, this is Dan. The number one bro bro.
Person 2: wazzzzzzuuuuupppp

by numberonebrobro August 29, 2023

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Truth Bros

Pretentious and uneducated young men who believe in shadow government instead of the real government, conspiracy archeology, and every guest Joe Rogan ever had on his podcast. Will not shut up about their one shroom trip. Not as dedicated to drugs as a Wook but not far from. A tinfoil hatter without the charm.

“This backward hat college kid keeps trying to tell me this photo of a crater is proof of giants, this education system only makes truth bros I swear.”

by babethaoxy August 31, 2023

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