A person who constantly tries to please someone else, usually a girl but doesn't achieve what he wants.
Thom Simpleton: Bro u a Simp, still trying with that girl?
Raul Pimpleton: Ain't a Simp like you I got to what I wanted with her.
Raul Pimpleton: Ain't a Simp like you I got to what I wanted with her.
by DuckIsSimpMaster August 11, 2020
Get the Simpmug. A simp is a guy/Josh who does anything a women asks them or tells them to do putting themselves in a submissive position under a woman’s power in order to get them to like him
Josh is a simp
Josh is a simp
by Yourpalokretard January 23, 2020
Get the Simpmug. A word often used by overweight losers who get absolutely no pussy at all just to sound cool. These fat losers often use because they think peoples feelings get hurt by it but instead it exposes their virgin-ness even more.
by Iva2704 September 14, 2022
Get the Simpmug. Person a: Oh hey!! Look at the simps online
person b: simple ice cream melts popcorn pural?
person a: what.
person b: simple ice cream melts popcorn pural?
person a: what.
by ur local sunflower October 16, 2020
Get the simpsmug. oh ash you are a simp dogged the boys when we about to play r6 comp for a thot that basically cheated on u
by wujodbibfiujbf October 7, 2020
Get the Simpmug. A man who will literally do anything to win over a woman, only hoping for successful results (none guaranteed) and rejecting any self respect just to stroke their ego, losing respect from any friend along the way.
Has tendency to lie and over exaggerate truths to continue to stroke their ego.
Has tendency to lie and over exaggerate truths to continue to stroke their ego.
*Friends talking about their Simp friend*
Friend 1: “I can’t believe Friend 3 stayed up all night spray-painting a wall with cutouts and neon pink just to get some ass.”
Friend 2: “She didn’t even sleep with him. He ended up sleeping on the couch and got told to leave in the morning.”
Friend 3: “Oh yeah? Well she’s pretty hot and I’m totally going to nail her next time!”
Friend 1: “What a Simp.”
Friend 2: “Definitely a Simp.”
Friend 1: “I can’t believe Friend 3 stayed up all night spray-painting a wall with cutouts and neon pink just to get some ass.”
Friend 2: “She didn’t even sleep with him. He ended up sleeping on the couch and got told to leave in the morning.”
Friend 3: “Oh yeah? Well she’s pretty hot and I’m totally going to nail her next time!”
Friend 1: “What a Simp.”
Friend 2: “Definitely a Simp.”
by Whoopsie69696969 May 16, 2022
Get the Simpmug. by Yeet then skeet June 20, 2020
Get the Simpmug.