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by StarSoupMan December 10, 2023
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Meat Man Miller

A grown man who works in the shop and save deli just to support his sorry excuse for a family. He will have a son who bitches and complains about any ailment on the United States. His daughter will like colored folk, especially those who are unemployed since this trait runs in the family. This man will also eventually quit his job and choose to live in poverty.
Customer: Can I please have 2 pounds of jumbo

Meat Man Miller: Take whatever you'd like I hate my job and my family. My daughter likes colored folk and my son basically has a vagina. Poverty is the life for me.
by User2017 March 22, 2017
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serving meat

Similar to serving cunt, serving meat is the masculine version of serving cunt which means you're that person and you are him.
Yo, Trey is actually serving meat right now!
by ha4rdc7roe April 6, 2024
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Face Meat

When someone's looks or face turn you on so much that it leads you to masturbate. To note, it doesn't necessarily mean the person is good looking but more that their face really awakens sexual arousal which is sometimes possible even if they are not generally seen as beautiful or handsome or if the features of the face that you find attractive are not generally thought to be conventionally beautiful (such as bug eyes, wrinkles, big teeth or horse face etc).

Also sometimes written as one word, "facemeat"
Chris Diamond: the crazy thing about Liliane is even though I love her thick phat big milf booty and her fat juicy tits, it's her wrinkles, pearly white teeth and pretty smile that makes me cum the hardest! I'm addicted to her face meat!!

Nacho Vidal: Yes, her booty meat is perfection but that thick accent, small mouth, thin lips and pale skin makes her the epitome of perfection. She is aging like fine wine. I bet she would moan so sexy lili taking my thick fat meaty cock and feeling it stretch out that tight wet hungry milf pussy.

Barrie Shiotsuki: I bet every single male that has ever met her, wants to fuck her and cum deep inside her too. She is in hot demand wherever she goes, no matter the time or place, from November to November, 365 days a year, all year round.
by GermanGoon January 13, 2025
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meated

To get badly injured or hurt. This term is commonly used by downhill skateboarders or longboarders as some might say to describe a crash.
Dude did you see that video of me getting meated going way too fast in that corner?
by Emanthe2 March 17, 2016
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meat shag

Fat roll on the back of Jerry Harris neck.
His meat shag looks like a pack of sausages.
by fattyfireplug July 21, 2017
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meat hopper

Wasn't she with someone last week? That girl sure is a meat hopper.
by Truth idle July 2, 2024
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