First Responder Moment

A First Responder Moment is when a first responder addresses a traumatic situation humorously by saying something even more messed up, only to realize it was just their real mental state slipping through that they've been trying to ignore.

Officer 1: Hey man, that body is still somebody's son, wouldn't you feel bad if somebody said that about your family?
Officer 2: Eh, well, womp womp, I don't really feel much of anything anymore.... Oh shit, I just had a First Responder Moment

by Drella_Fella September 6, 2025

blonde moment

severe case of missing the bleeding obvious

No, I'm not having a 'blonde moment'!! You can't fit that many cocks in my arse!!... oh wait... your right, you soooo can!

by sphincter basha June 29, 2011

James Wyatt Moment

When you censor a word that shouldn’t be censored like shut in shut up, or you use curse words wrong like, shut your shitting hell up. Also a James Wyatt moment occurs when you use long pauses in between curse words

How not to have a James Wyatt Moment,

Your a little hell, Shit you , fu————-ck

by TTT&VL February 17, 2024

Kolio Moment

When there’s a Moment of something only a “Kolio” would do

That’s a certified Kolio Moment.

by Matt Helfrich November 24, 2021

Aidan moment

When you develop an ebony porn addiction

I should just admit I had an Aidan moment and get some help

by FortniteLover1984 June 29, 2021

Daniel Moment

A brief moment of exaggerated/intense fear or panic.

“Oh hey Molly, did you get home ok?”
*text not delivered*
“Oh no, oh fuck! Is she ok? Was she kidnapped and killed? Oh fuck I need to call the police!”
*text delivered*
“Hey I’m alright, I think you just had a Daniel Moment..”

by May Molly June 10, 2019

Alex moment

When a person tries to be funny by using something he learned at school.

Real Alex moment

by ISRY November 9, 2020